Thread: Muscle Mayheim Site is a Effin Joke

im going to assume that they will not move the photo shoot back one week...

Originally posted by J'Bo
i went on the site to post a question because a friend of mine told me that they may be able to help.

my dilemma is that i am due for my period for both my photo shoot and my first competition and dont know what to do. I cant take the pill to readjust it because i will blow up and reatin water. I have never lost it because i drop my bf% so low and so i asked if anyone could lend some suggestions.

Some RETARD posted and told me to use OB tampons and to hide the string. everyday it becomes confirmed that indeed IM is the best info source out there.

Can anyone help me?

So, you have so little faith in everyone here you go there?

interesting...

^prince dont take it badly
im sure she didnt mean it that way

Prince= no actually my trainer told me that there were some pro women there that may be able to help me.
i have not moved there and never will go there after the comment.

Cat= no the shoot cant be changed because he is flying in from Kansas, and the comp was more important

Two Words:

DUCT TAPE

your such a little shit Dale

this is a serious issue believe it or not....men dont have to worry about this crap.

Originally posted by J'Bo
Prince= no actually my trainer told me that there were some pro women there that may be able to help me.

but you did not even give anyone here a chance first...see how that looks?

Originally posted by J'Bo
everyday it becomes confirmed that indeed IM is the best info source out there.

There are a few other good ones out there. and i stress the word few.

Originally posted by Prince
but you did not even give anyone here a chance first...see how that looks?

it doesnt look bad at all in my opinion.
i havent been around for a week because i have been so busy and so i posted on that site this morning as my trainer gave me the link. then i proceeded to come HOME and post and read/catch up on the IM family. prince you are WAY too damn cute to ever leave your site so please forgive me oh great one

would taking birth control or some other kind of hormonal product possibly delay the period?

it may camaro but like she said
she may retain water and looked bloated or some shit like that

Oops. Didnt read that part.

Originally posted by J'Bo Some RETARD posted and told me to use OB tampons and to hide the string.

OK, I'm gonna look like a huge freakin' moron here but, when's that ever stopped me? I'm not really clear why the above suggestion is so bad. Feel free NOT to go too far into the details.

Originally posted by ALBOB
OK, I'm gonna look like a huge freakin' moron here but, when's that ever stopped me? I'm not really clear why the above suggestion is so bad. Feel free NOT to go too far into the details.

My guess is that women also bloat on their period, so she wants something to delay her monthly visitor.

If I am wrong it is Albob's fault.

Shes stressing so bad, that just might delay her...?

Why will taking the pill to readjust it make you blow up and reatin water???

Are you not currently on BC I would think that when you get to day 21 you could just start next months pack on day 22. Then stop after the comp and/or shoot are done.

I had a girlfriend that did this to post-pone her period until after her honeymoon!

That's probably going to be your best bet

Cam= BC is out...dont have time to readdjust it anyways cause photoshoot is in 6 weeks but thanks babe.

Booby= i wasnt asking how i could hide a string i was asking how to get rid of the period all together...you know the BLEEDING

Craig= yah hun you gots it

Butterfly= the pill is estrogen and estrogen=bodyfat or water retention. i have bad side effects from the pill and dont want to go there...plus i only have a short while to try to screw with it. thanks for helping though love. hows that beautiful belly of yours?

Originally posted by J'Bo

Booby= i wasnt asking how i could hide a string i was asking how to get rid of the period all together...you know the BLEEDING

Ahh OK. Well, I've only heard of two sure fire ways to get rid of periods all together: Menopause (Although you said you've only got six weeks until the show and I'm sure you've got at least a couple of months until you hit The Change of Life.) Or you might consider a hysterectomy. Hope that helps.

^gee...

this won't help you now....but maybe (possibly?) it might be something for you to check into for the future.

i know everyone's different but i'm a HUGE fan of the bc pill Yasmin. it contains a different form of progestin. i don't have any water retention at all from it (at least none i've noticed and i did notice some with other pills)

some women won't want to mess with any pills at all but this one made a big difference for me. there's a lot of info about it on the web and i'm sure your doctor knows about it if you want to find out more.

BC pills are definitely individual, two women I know could never seem to find the right one, they would have a nasty backlash after 6 months and bleed like they were dying.

How about a morning after pill based on progestin, I read they flood you with 2 month's worth of hormones to stop the cycle.

or you can go the Butterfly route (pregnancy) you shouldn't start showing anytime soon.

Originally posted by J'Bo
I cant take the pill to readjust it because i will blow up and reatin water.

You said that you can´t take the pill because you will retain water. If you stop drinking anything hours before the photo session, there is no way to retain water. Am I correct ? Something like one day without drinking water ?

Sorry if I am wrong I have no knowledge on this..

what about that shot that some women take to not get there period at all. don't know much about it thou

The shots are good for I think up to 3 months now, maybe it was 6 I forget.

Originally posted by Prince
but you did not even give anyone here a chance first...see how that looks?

Damn I hate to do this...Damn!!! Ok never mind I'm not gonna do it. wheew that was fuqing close....I almost had to agree with Prince again but I caught myself. hahahaha

Originally posted by J'Bo
Prince= no actually my trainer told me that there were some pro women there that may be able to help me.
i have not moved there and never will go there after the comment.

Cat= no the shoot cant be changed because he is flying in from Kansas, and the comp was more important

Hi Jenny baby. I don't know much about this subject but I thought that if a womans bodyfat gets very low, it stops that femmy cycle. No??

Originally posted by J'Bo
it doesnt look bad at all in my opinion.
i havent been around for a week because i have been so busy and so i posted on that site this morning as my trainer gave me the link. then i proceeded to come HOME and post and read/catch up on the IM family. prince you are WAY too damn cute to ever leave your site so please forgive me oh great one

Actually J'bo. I see both your points... yours and Princes. This is your original home so it would have been nice to have posted the question here and THEN...go over to MMayhem and post the question. MM does have a load of female pros over there. A few male pros as well but they hardly post there. There aren't any female pros here so I could totally see your reasoning for going there and I don't see anything wrong with doing so. The important thing here is that you get your questioned answered.