Thread: Fixing the system...

If you kill someone, you should be put to death the same way.


None of this wait ten or so years then kill ya using lethal injection.

If your vehicle has more money invested in the window tint, crappy exhaust, and tacky rims, than the actual value of the car, then your license is revoked until you develop some taste.

Originally posted by supertech
If you kill someone, you should be put to death the same way.


None of this wait ten or so years then kill ya using lethal injection.

Screw that. I say give cops more power to kill people on the spot without worrying so much about the consequences. Trials take too much time and money. If you are caught in the act of a crime, you should be shot dead on the spot.

Give Cops more power!

THANK YOU!

If you start a fight, and get your ass whooped; you can not sue

If your girlfriend is Ugly, then people are allowed to laugh, point, giggle, snicker and be overall asses.

On the other hand.. if your girlfriend is Hot AND she is wearing clothing innapropriate for such an outing, people may stare, drool, ask her for her number and be aroused without you being angry.

If you're in a public place and you see a child who desperately needs to have the shit knocked out of him/her and his/her parents aren't doing it, you should be able to go handle the situation.

Originally posted by ALBOB
If you're in a public place and you see a child who desperately needs to have the shit knocked out of him/her and his/her parents aren't doing it, you should be able to go handle the situation.

If you have a six cylidner muscle car, other than a grand national, and you have a custom exhaust on it- you will be forced to wear a pink shirt with the text "Sissy-man- Fancy pants"

While visiting the States, any French national must be slapped upon arrival by an American customs agent, and on the way out -Baggage handlers may participate.

Thanks Hanz, you gave me a good idea. ALL foreigners must obey OUR laws because they are in OUR land. Just like they make us obey their laws while we're in their land.

Not really a "law", but people in grocery stores who try to sneak through the express line with a basket full of shit should be beaten with whatever produce is in their cart. If they did not buy produce, use cans.

If you come to America to LIVE, please try to learn English. It is our countries language.

If I went to France, or Mexico, or some other foreign country, I would respect their cutoms and learn their language.

We dont get that same respect. We are expected to CONFORM to everyone else, when it SHOULD be vise-versa.

If your children are misbehaving during a personal or private ceremony, such as church, a wedding, a performance of some kind or something similar, and you dont shut them up...

I will.

Originally posted by camarosuper6
If you come to America to LIVE, please try to learn English. It is our countries language.

Oh hell yes!!!

If you wear 300 dollars worth of expensive baskeball gear and clothing to a pick up game, and your horrible, you will be arrested for falsly impersonating someone with talent.

If you actually believe Jordans brand of shoe will actually make you play better and more attractive to the opposite sex, then you deserve to pay the 150 dollars they are advertised for.

If your bench is more than your squat, a judge may issue a restraining order from chest workouts until you do enough squats to please your appointed parole officer or personal trainer

Putting tons of stickers and funny looking lights on your car does NOT make it faster, it SHOULD be illegal.

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Not really a "law", but people in grocery stores who try to sneak through the express line with a basket full of shit should be beaten with whatever produce is in their cart. If they did not buy produce, use cans.

This is completely off the subject but reminds me of something that happened at a 7-11 here in Vegas a few months back. This guy goes to the counter with a can of green beans and asks for a pack of cigarettes. The cashier turns around to get the pack and when she turns back around the guy is standing there with his dick laying on the counter. The cashier didn't know what to do so she grabbed the can of beans and smashed his dick with it. He was still writhing in pain outside the store when the police showed up.

This is completely off the subject but reminds me of something that happened at a 7-11 here in Vegas a few months back. This guy goes to the counter with a can of green beans and asks for a pack of cigarettes. The cashier turns around to get the pack and when she turns back around the guy is standing there with his dick laying on the counter. The cashier didn't know what to do so she grabbed the can of beans and smashed his dick with it. He was still writhing in pain outside the store when the police showed up.

ROFLMAO!

It should be illegal for a skinny newb to do curls in the Power Rack while I wait for Squats.

People who only workout before spring break or only after new years should have their nuts put in a vice so they know how much I hate it when my workouts are lengthened b/c I have to wait for them to get in their halfassed workouts

Originally posted by camarosuper6
If your children are misbehaving during a personal or private ceremony, such as church, a wedding, a performance of some kind or something similar, and you dont shut them up...

I will.

And will also smack the parents around so it doesn't happen again.

ha ha ha ha.....best thread ever

Originally posted by camarosuper6
It should be illegal for a skinny newb to do curls in the Power Rack while I wait for Squats.

This should be illegal for ANYBODY.

IT SURE IS!

I feel better already!

If your not old enough to pronounce or spell "Pro Horomone or Methyl Test", dont ask me for cycle advice.