Thread: Things retired people do.

My dad sent me this, thought it might be good for a laugh.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

Imagine coming out and seeing like 20 tickets on your car... I'd be so like "wtf was this cops problem!" It'd definitely ruin the day though