Thread: I'm too smart for the first-grade

I'm too smart for the first-grade


> A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of
> her students.
> The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
> Harry answered,
> "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in
> the third-grade and I'm
> smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> third-grade too!"
>
> The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the
> principal's office.
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
> explained to the
> principal what the situation was. The principal told
> the teacher he
> would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
> any of his
> questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
> behave. The
> teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the
> conditions were explained to
> him and he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
> Harry: "9"
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>
> Harry: "36"
>
> And so it went with every question the principal
> thought a
> third-grader should know. The principal looks at the
> teacher and tells
> her, "I think Harry can go! to the third-grade." The
> teacher says to
> the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
> principal and Harry
> both agree.
>
> Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have
> only two of?
>
> Harry: "Legs"
>
> Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do
> not have?"
> (The principal wondered, why does she
> ask such a question!
>
> Harry: "Pockets"
>
> Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
> Harry: "Pants"
>
> Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is
> hairy, oval,
> delicious and contains thin whitish
> liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
>
> Harry: "Coconut"
>
> Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
> soft and sticky?"
>
> Harry: "Bubblegum"
>
> Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do
> sitting down
> and a dog do on three legs?" (The
> principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> answer...)
>
> Harry: "Shake hands"
>
> Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of
> questions, okay?"
>
> Harry: "Yup"
>
> Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
> down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
>
> Harry: "Tent"
>
> Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
> you're bored.
> The best man always has me first." (Principal was
> looking restless and
> a bit tense)
>
> Harry: "Wedding Ring"
>
> Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
> drip. When you
> blow me, you feel good."
>
> Harry: "Nose"
>
> Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
> come with a quiver."
>
> Harry: "Arrow"
>
> Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'
> that means a lot of excitement?"
>
> Harry: "Fire truck"
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
> teacher,
> "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten
> questions wrong.

That was funny