Thread: Cheat on drug test???

Originally posted by Stickboy
In my experience, most of these tips are bullshit. People do them, and don't get caught and think they work. You know why? THEY DON'T TEST EVERY SAMPLE.

If your sample is tested, and you've smoked in the last 30 days or so, guess what? BUSTED. I don't care what people say will work - it won't. Again, if they test your sample you WILL be +.

Best advice I can give - Don't do drugs.

You're talking out of your ass!

1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a flame war.

Originally posted by Stickboy
Not being judgemental. Just trying to let the guy know that most of these "cheats" do not work.

What's better? Tell him to smoke up and use some dubious cheat, and possibly not be hired/or fired, or just don't do something that will get you fired.

If you work in a lab that test this stuff, then throw out your credintials. Otherwise quit feeding the guy a line of shit.

I didn't give him some silly piece of advice, I told him specifically to stop smoking asap. The advice I gave him is very practical and will work, it ain't some stupid magic drink or some shit like that. its all good thou

sort of off topic (but only a little)

more and more places are getting away form the pee test and switching to saliva. good news actually (if you smoke) b/c it doesn't detect the thc for nearly as long (plus it's less "invasive")

proponents of the saliva test make the point that employers shouldn't be testing for what you did 3 weeks ago saturday on your personal time (that kind of thing).

Study hard and don't cheat. You should never cheat on any test. Beleive me I did some heavy "studying" in my day's.

Now on a serious note.
Why not find a job that doesn't test at all if you feel the need to use drugs? Better yet work for yourself, mow some yards, wash some cars then you make your own hours and can get blazed all you want.

Originally posted by maniclion
Study hard and don't cheat. You should never cheat on any test. Beleive me I did some heavy "studying" in my day's.

Now on a serious note.
Why not find a job that doesn't test at all if you feel the need to use drugs? Better yet work for yourself, mow some yards, wash some cars then you make your own hours and can get blazed all you want.

Yea, and mowing lawns pays pretty good, if you bust ass. 20$ an hour or more.

Look guys, I'm not going to argue with you about it. Smoke if you want. I just think if your job hinges on it, it might just be better to pass on the joint.

Use your cheats. If anything, they'll give you some piece of mind. Here's a quote from a doctor on the cheats:

Asked by unions lawyer John Haigh, QC, about alleged detoxification powders sold on websites such as drugtest.com">www.passyourdrugtest.com, Dr Kadehjian said their only effectiveness lay in getting people to drink huge amounts of water in short periods.

Although this could bring cannabis smokers below the threshold, ESR tests could detect abnormal dilution.

Note that it says "could" bring, not "will" bring it below the thresehold.

And here's what's coming:

The US federal government is preparing to overhaul drug testing of its employees to include scrutiny of workers' hair, saliva and sweat, a shift that could spur more businesses to revise screening for millions of their own workers.

The planned changes, long awaited by the testing industry, reflects government efforts to be more precise in its drug screening and to outmaneuver a small but growing subset of workers who try to cheat on urine-based tests

It's only the goverment right now, but businesses that are serious about this very well may head in this direction.

Then, again, perhaps I am talking out of my ass

Originally posted by Mudge
You are kidding right? You smoke pot and you dont even know what you are putting in your body? Shyt and I thought all pottheads could draw the damn chemical.

Dude im a fuqing idiot

and im no pothead
ive never done it b4

Ive been around it all my life

and i was thinking that
since my gang-banger friend got some in
i might buy some and smoke it with some other guys
thats all

i say don't do it. Wait till college like the rest of us

Originally posted by Crono1000
i say don't do it. Wait till college like the rest of us

LMFAO

I had to take several tests for jobs before. I bought a drink at GNC called THG or something like that. Drank it like 2hrs before the test. Passed each time. The drink cost about 40bucks, but well worth the cash.

Originally posted by Crono1000
i say don't do it. Wait till college like the rest of us

Try 8th grade.

Originally posted by cappo5150
I had to take several tests for jobs before. I bought a drink at GNC called THG or something like that. Drank it like 2hrs before the test. Passed each time. The drink cost about 40bucks, but well worth the cash.

You got ripped off, don't buy those magic teas all you have to do is drink a gallon of water prior, urinate 2 or three times before the test and by the time you get there your sample is so diluted any traces of anything are not enough to throw up any flags.

Oh and on your list of current meds or drugs write down Hemp Seed Oil.

Off topic a bit;
Does clenbuteral show up on a drug test? Not on it right now, but I am thinking of using it to help get rid of the spare tire I've adapted over the winter

Originally posted by irontime
Off topic a bit;
Does clenbuteral show up on a drug test? Not on it right now, but I am thinking of using it to help get rid of the spare tire I've adapted over the winter

nope...they do not test for such substances

Originally posted by maniclion
Oh and on your list of current meds or drugs write down Hemp Seed Oil.

Is that sold overthecounter?

Yes it's OTC, it's a good source of EFA's like Flax Seed Oil.