Originally posted by maniclion
Where shall I start... We have several characters like that wondering Waikiki.
The Screaming Mimi: Obese woman in her 50's wears torn faded black shirt and shorts, hair is matted mess in ponytails. Her MO is walking around screaming at the top of her lungs, once she looked at me and exclaimed "YOU SLAVE TRADING NAZI YOU'RE STEALING ALL OF THE BABIES AIR THEY NEED OXYGEN YOU KNOW...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
The Mumbling Momo: Lives behind Planet Hollywood seems mostly normal has clean clothes, walks around with a soccer ball and mumbles to himself. My friend Colin asked him if he plays soccer, he rolled the ball to him and walked away.
The Devil Man: Filthy, grungy stick man who sits on the sidewalk smelling like urine, everyone avoids him. Once we walked past him and he whispered to us "The devil's gonna get'cha. Hissssssss"
Opera Pervert: Black dude with dreads, younger about 30 wears only an oversized shirt that comes just to his mid thighs wouldn't be a problem but sometimes he walks around with an erection and he's hung like a mule. Wierdest thing is he has an amazing voice and sings opera songs very loud as he walks very fast or runs down the street.
There are at least a dozen more, but these are the most outstanding.