Oh gawd....![]()
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
I don't know if this was posted or discussed anywhere else...but I just came across it again and thought I wouls share if anyone hasn't heard of it.
Basically it is a theory describing the relationships that men and women have...pretty damn funny IMO.
called "the ladder theory"
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the ones which open for us.
I saw this a while back and read the whole thing. Its funny and quite logical, too!![]()
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
I don't bother reading these things. I just don't like the idea of being pigeon holed and generalized into some standard relationship pattern.
OD
"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...
he lost me when he opted to use "bitch" to refer to all women. made it even worse by claiming the term did in fact apply to 99.9% of all women.![]()
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
I found it to be an interesting read. I agree with a lot of it.
to be the man you have to beat the man.
Lighten up. Its supposed to be entertaining.Originally posted by OceanDude
I don't bother reading these things. I just don't like the idea of being pigeon holed and generalized into some standard relationship pattern.
OD
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli


I did it all for the nookie
I wish it were that simple, but damn that love thing creeps in and complicates everything.
Oh, pardon me, I missed the entertainment part. Having not read it I thought it might be one of those silly "men are from mars woman are from venus" kind of literary works that so many study as if that was the secret of life and hapiness.Originally posted by Var
Lighten up. Its supposed to be entertaining.
I am lightened up now.
-OD
"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...
"The ladder theory" is true but you need something more and I am not telling![]()


Would that be the fifth element?Originally posted by Vieope
"The ladder theory" is true but you need something more and I am not telling![]()
LOL. Yep...entertainment purposes only OD. on a side note, Mars and Venus is a damn good book. It's not meant to Pigeon Hole anyone, just offer insight. I'm not about to be so foolish as to say I can even begin to understand the opposite sex. And by the time I try to learn from my own experience, I'll be a lonely old man. lol My dad used to tell me, "Learn from other people's experience, because by the time you learn from your own...you're dead." lol Granted, relationships are never built from a book. Sorry to get off topic. And for the record, John Gray is a little too effeminate(sp) for me. lolOriginally posted by OceanDude
Oh, pardon me, I missed the entertainment part. Having not read it I thought it might be one of those silly "men are from mars woman are from venus" kind of literary works that so many study as if that was the secret of life and hapiness.
I am lightened up now.
-OD
I dont like this theory. My friend Paul used it to explain why my friend George was not interested in me romantically (I am not attractive enough)
I do however this there are at least partial truths in it. Granted, it applies to certain types of people more than others. To say however that anyone fully understands the unconscious mind is ridiculous (seeing as these principles do not apply to all women..at least not consciously) Do I make sense? I doubt it![]()

Originally posted by nikegurl
...."bitch" to refer to all women. made it even worse by claiming the term did in fact apply to 99.9% of all women.![]()
BITCH is
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard ons and NO,
it does not apply to 99.9% of all women, just 99.8%
The derogatory term "bitch" applies to no woman
Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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