Thread: The Wizard of IM: An IM Story, Part 1

Originally posted by craig777
Are you talking to me or anyone in general, and could you narrow it down just a tad

lol, courtqueen got what I was saying. I just meant this thread just took a complete detour from it's intention. It's a shame I hadn't intentionally created a flame thread. Gawd knows I've tried

Originally posted by Crono1000
lol, courtqueen got what I was saying. I just meant this thread just took a complete detour from it's intention. It's a shame I hadn't intentionally created a flame thread. Gawd knows I've tried

So women understand you, no wonder you were voted Queen Jackass of IM. I know my wife and I are from different planets.

This is kind of like a virtual blanket party for OD. Watch out guy's while I kick'im in the nuts.

Originally posted by OceanDude
My My Var. I never even knew you before now. There I was trying to show the others that I could adapt and facilitate the differences that apparently existed and you are wanting to "bust my balls" for it.

Hmm, don't quite know what you mean by "10 cent words" but I am going to guess that you think I am speaking too technically or formally? I really don't know how to respond to this. It's how I really am Var - that's how I speak. I admit I go out of my way to avoid using curse words since I find that to be uncivilized and too prone to misunterpretation. What's a mother to do?

I am sorry that you feel that no one is impressed with me. I really never gave that much thought. It's just not what motivates me or interests me. Var, are you posting here as multiple people? The unjust hostility you exhibit seems to be a recurring theme.

Thank you for the well wishes for my day. It has been a rather busy one. But it is not for intellectual stimulation that I am here. Frankly, that is not primarily what motivates me either. What does interst me and motivate me though is entertainment and humor. Var, if you want to be my firend you will have to get less serious about these silly issues and focus more on entertaining me. Say something blatantly silly or witty like a clown or fool - that's the ticket. Some of the others are naturals. I just don't respond as effectively to hatred, bigotry and shallow judgement. But I can try.

Thank you Var for your exhilerating and captivating analysis. Well that was a bit inflated of me - but hey I got to do my part to make you feel good too. So, may your day be bright and sunny and may you forever dominate and master your own insecurities and may you never be confused for being anything but what you really are - a child.

-OD

You're such a dork! Thanks for proving my point.

Wow, no childish comeback V? So much for OD's name-calling.

No comeback was needed. He was backed against a corner and didnt really know how to respond. Its not suprising that he resorted to his trusty dictionary for some inspiration. Lets all just put OD on BORE...er...I mean IGNORE...and get on with our lives.

How long do we have to wait for the next installment, Crono???

Sounds like he might be busy with a ferret for awhile.

Originally posted by Var
Lets all just put OD on BORE...er...I mean IGNORE...and get on with our lives.

I agree, it is getting very boring. I much prefer just being a jackass in a fun kind of way, not getting pissed off over some idiot. Back to the fun IM

I see that I have been successful in keeping you boys and girls occupied, off the streets and out of trouble. Doing my part to reduce crime.

-OD

p.s. CQ, have I ever had any dialog with you before apart from the pleasant little exchange last week on the one liner thread about "the person above you"?. Was just trying to figure out where you are coming from.

Again with the "dialog".

Just staying out of trouble OD

Var might be short be he is no child. Besides, it has nothing to do with you or any dialog we may or may not have had. Just love a good thread on a boring Friday afternoon. Peace

Originally posted by irontime
OD, I'll say this and leave it at that (for now at least)
My problem with you is that you screw up other people's words, make them sound like an ass, you're not man enough to admit when you've screwed up and maybe shouldn't have said anything, and what really pisses me off is how you keep trying to sound like you have the greatest intellect of the whole forum combined.

I realize that you are very bored and friendless to be doing all of this, and I also realize that this arguement is pointless as inside of your head you actually think we are joking around with you. So I'm just going to drop it at that, and hopefully keep it dropped.

IT, my friend, consider for a moment the possibility that an “ass” in the dessert would still sound like an ass to itself (or to anything caring to take notice) at the instant it opened its mouth; with or without an audience.

I personally don’t really have anything against asses; nor should you my friend. But allow me to point out that being resolute to one’s own nature is not truly synonymous with being stubborn or “ass” like. There is a subtle difference. In that dessert, I am more like the canyon wall that serves as the demarcation between the lowland and the highland; present but not part of either. Some like the challenge of scaling heights others like the consistency and safety of the low passage. But the wall serves another purpose as well. To the lonely or crazed among us that talk to themselves and need companionship or a place to scribble their graffiti I am a resolute and ever present sounding board. Do you not find it comforting to have your own words echoed back as a perfectly agreeable companion? If you don’t like the words blame yourself and continue onward in silence or change your tune. As for me, consider the possibility that Nature requires that I do my part to help it’s creatures achieve their intended use.

Now giddy up and quietly get on to better things my friend…

-OD

I wish we had a "blah blah blah" smiley. I'm gonna have to find one of those. The vb code for it could be :0d:

wow, I think someone needs to be a floodplain instead.....

Originally posted by CourtQueen
Just staying out of trouble OD

Var might be short be he is no child. Besides, it has nothing to do with you or any dialog we may or may not have had. Just love a good thread on a boring Friday afternoon. Peace

Coward.

well, it's friday night, the wife just got back so I'm off to the yacht club for a bit of fun. You all take care. T'was fun.

BTW, Var, what is your problem with the word "dialog". I know its 3 syllables in only 2 times as many letters but that is a very common word and nice and compact. I'ts better than saying "when I spoke to you" or making long descriptive statements. We can't possibly be that far apart in in social class standing can we?!!

-OD

Damn - I can't believe you just called me that. And twice to boot..... hum think I'll have to generate a nice return on the way home...... Have a good weekend V

Originally posted by OceanDude
statements. We can't possibly be that far apart in in social class standing can we?!!

-OD

You did not just say that?!?!?!?

What is it with East coast men and these retarded fuqing imaginary social classes.......

Please stay on the East Coast unless you want a rude awakening....

Originally posted by OceanDude
We can't possibly be that far apart in in social class standing can we?!!

-OD

Do u ever go back and read your own posts? It amazes me that you could actually think your attitude has any value at all. What an asshole. Enjoy the yacht club u snobby fuck!

Feel da luv!!!

ah damn...lol

i was about to call courtqueen fat and ugly

b/c the way she talks
she sounds like that type of person

but she's good looking

Hey OD
Just "brush the haters" man

You beat them at their own game
w/o even playing by the rules

so chill and dont reply to their childish remarks anymore

Originally posted by Dero
Feel da luv!!!

Derito!!! where have you been??? I've missed you sooo!

Can you stay put for a sec???Stop bouncing!!!!
I bet you say that to all the guys!!!

He,he...Just teasing!!
I've been good,busy with work.
You,what's new,aside from those mexican bouncing beans that I'M SURE CHROMMO fed you!!!

Originally posted by OceanDude
I am more like the canyon wall that serves as the demarcation between the lowland and the highland; present but not part of either. Some like the challenge of scaling heights others like the consistency and safety of the low passage. But the wall serves another purpose as well. To the lonely or crazed among us that talk to themselves and need companionship or a place to scribble their graffiti I am a resolute and ever present sounding board.

-OD

Naw You're more like walking into a public washroom and going into one of the stalls and finding one of those turds that just refuses to flush. Now I have played the part of being annoyed and stayed at the toilet and tried flushing you, but being the turd that wont flush, you're still there. So instead of getting more pissed at a little turd that won't go away, I will simply walk to another stall and let you float in the toilet.

adios

-IT

that was pretty clever IT, who'd you steal it from?