Thread: Profiling

History Test

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following Multiple
Choice test. The events are actual cuts from past
history. They actually
happened!

Do you remember?

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred
by:

a. Volga Orbit
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over
by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was
blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
and a 70 year old
American Passenger was murdered and thrown overboard
in his wheelchair
by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
a U.S. Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
Bill' s women
problems c. The World Wrestling Federation d. Muslim
male extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one
crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was
diverted and crashed by
the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40

Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to
justify profiling,
do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will
no longer be
allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
random searches of
80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
proper
identification, secret agents who are members of the
President's
security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal
hips, and Medal of
Honor winning former Governors, and leave Muslim Males
between the ages
17 & 40 alone because of profiling.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest
Gump" so aptly put it,

"Stupid is as stupid does."


Sorry if this has been posted already

Originally posted by Mr_Snafu


The Munich "terrorist" were member of the PLO.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the PLO made up of Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?