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05-05-2004, 12:12 PM #1Registered User
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Crono and the Doodie Factory
Crono was a simple boy of simple means. Born the son of a retarded pauper and hair-lipped mongoloid, he had it rough from the start. While Crono was a young lad, tragedy struck as his father was the unfortunate recipient of a botched vasectomy that led to his painful death.
Growing up without a father never hurt Crono as he had is Grandpa Albob there to look to as a role model. Some would look at this as a positive thing, but these people prolly never had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting Grandpa Albob.
Grandpa Albob was old, some say even older than God. Grandpa Albob made many a stupid decision. He lost his hair in a bet while in his late 80's. Apparently delirious from a whiskey and painkiller cocktail, Albob bet that the Eagles would one day win a Super Bowl, what a dumbass. Another unfortunate event befell Grandpa Albob years later when he tried to make sweet love to his electric blanket. Apparently, after rolling the blanket up, he mounted the blanket doggystyle only to be electrocuted as his cock completed the circuit between the two electrodes.
Grandpa Albob, not wanting Crono to know about the accident, told him that the reason his wiener no longer worked was because he didn't use it enough. This story would be a determining factor in young Crono's life because from the moment he heard the story, there was rarely a free moment in his life that he didn't spend some "me" time with himself playing ping pong with his ding dong.
So one day when Crono was walking home from his job as the mop boy at a local peep show, he heard an announcement on the radio...Man on a mission!
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05-05-2004, 12:17 PM #2Filthy Animal
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Re: Crono and the Doodie Factory
Originally posted by Duncan
playing ping pong with his ding dong.
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05-05-2004, 12:35 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Re: Crono and the Doodie Factory
All you need is an electronOriginally posted by Duncan
, he mounted the blanket doggystyle only to be electrocuted as his cock completed the circuit between the two electrodes.
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05-05-2004, 12:36 PM #5IDIOT SAVANT
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I rate this luke warm at best. I think you're an imposter. The REAL Duncan can do much better.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-06-2004, 01:24 AM #6I'm Pritty!
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Copycat! leave the bullshitting to those who are truly full of shit
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05-06-2004, 10:50 AM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Be careful there Tit. Duncan is the ORIGINAL bullshitter around here. He was full of shit before you and Crono were even born.Originally posted by Titanya
Copycat! leave the bullshitting to those who are truly full of shit
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-06-2004, 11:01 AM #8Moderator MODERATOR
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I second that
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-06-2004, 11:03 AM #9Peelosopher
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hold on there alboob. I was an official member of MM just like the rest of the real faithfuls at this board. Now while Duncan may have been a member there as well, the site is dead so there's no official way to check who's been at the boards longer. So while he may have a few years on me agewise, I think we'll let the post count along with his curious hiatus decide who's got bullshit to the ears.
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05-06-2004, 11:24 AM #10Moderator MODERATOR
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1)Duncan Registered here at IM Mar 2002, you registered nearly a full year later. Since we only have this to go by, we would have to assume that you joined MM AT LEAST 5 years after Duncan's triumphant beginnings. This is based on the mean time it took for someone to be banned from MM.com and has a standard error of +/- 5 years. Besides, respect your elders Beehotch.
2)Duncan doesn't post whore. He only posts important things that he feels the entire board would benefit from knowing. Of course he would have fewer posts than a known post whore such as yourself.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-06-2004, 11:31 AM #11Peelosopher
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your character soooooooooooooo has sex with albob next Wizard episodeOriginally posted by Dale Mabry
1)Duncan Registered here at IM Mar 2002, you registered nearly a full year later. Since we only have this to go by, we would have to assume that you joined MM AT LEAST 5 years after Duncan's triumphant beginnings. This is based on the mean time it took for someone to be banned from MM.com and has a standard error of +/- 5 years. Besides, respect your elders Beehotch.
2)Duncan doesn't post whore. He only posts important things that he feels the entire board would benefit from knowing. Of course he would have fewer posts than a known post whore such as yourself.
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05-06-2004, 11:51 AM #13Moderator MODERATOR
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Wait til you see who's doodies you eat.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-06-2004, 05:10 PM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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He can't afford me.Originally posted by Crono1000
your character soooooooooooooo has sex with albob next Wizard episode
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-06-2004, 07:59 PM #15Registered Abuser
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Im sorry everyone
Albob has entered the 204th stage of Senile-ism
He actually thinks he is worth more than 2 dolla hoe...
again i apologize on his behalf....
Sorry gtg he's drooling all over himself again
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05-07-2004, 01:38 PM #16IDIOT SAVANT
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Yeah, $2.05. Like I said, Dale can't afford me.Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
He actually thinks he is worth more than 2 dolla hoe...
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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