Thread: the real reason cats are better than dogs

anyone ever put aluminum foil on a cat's foot, or duct tape a dog's tail to its rear?

Originally posted by JLB001
anyone ever put aluminum foil on a cat's foot, or duct tape a dog's tail to its rear?

No, but I've put scotch tape on a cat's paws.

Probably the same effect...did it run all over the house tryiing to get it off?

oh...fishing for squirrels! That's fun too!

Originally posted by PreMier
Buy another beta so they can swim together

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Originally posted by JLB001
Probably the same effect...did it run all over the house tryiing to get it off?

Well, it did run all over the house, but it was doing this funky high step action. It was fantastic.

Hate cats!

shoot two dogs with a water hose while they're going at it. He'll get stuck in her and she'll try running away with him attached. Good stuff.

I used to love cats. I even had a good many cat decorations in my room in middle school. Later on I came to dislike cats. I got a golden retriever who's been the most loyal and loving pet. They're always optimistic and glad to see you when you get home, every single day I would get back from school and he'd run to come greet me with a toy in his mouth. My father later got a cat and flees got in the house, the porch smelled like cat shit.

What it really came down to was about a year ago in Puerto Rico. Tit and I had gone to take her bird to the vet and we saw this girl coming to pick up her cat. After x number of days not seeing each other, they bring the cat out and the girl is going "OH MY BABY COME HERE DARLING I LOVE YOU I MISSED YOU OH MY BABY" well, actually it was in spanish so I don't know EXACTLY what she said but I doubt she was baby talking "MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED I HATE YOU"

Anyway, the cat passively acted like it didn't give a rat's ass about her, and after minutes of her groveling the cat had eased it's way to her.

That just didn't spark me with "OH I want one" But a dog would have jumped on her and gotten all excited whether he'd been gone for a week or a minute.

but there are good cats, and there are bad dogs. I've had cats that got excited to see me before. And there are lots of dogs I don't like. I don't like yappy dogs, I don't like mean dogs, etc.

Kittens are cute though, but so are puppies.

For now, I have birds. Therefore, I get to hear squaking from 8 every morning to 7 at night, there's shit everywhere, I have bite marks everywhere, I have shit stains on all my clothing, feathers are everywhere...

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
I agree, cats are way better than dogs. Especially if they come with a side of slaw and some ranch dressing to dip them in.

Nothing like an order of 'deep fried kitten balls' with a side of 'chicken fried mice' is there?

I have 2 cats. Anyone want the little fuckers??? Should have gotten a dog.

Originally posted by Crono1000
Therefore, I get to hear squaking from 8 every morning to 7 at night, there's shit everywhere, I have bite marks everywhere, I have shit stains on all my clothing, feathers are everywhere...

Is that the birds or Titanya?

Originally posted by Crono1000
shoot two dogs with a water hose while they're going at it. He'll get stuck in her and she'll try running away with him attached. Good stuff.

You should do a research report on this.

Originally posted by irontime
Is that the birds or Titanya?

Most excellent, I was thinking along the same lines but couldn't put it together.

eh, a little from here, a little there. It's a combination of both

Originally posted by irontime
Is that the birds or Titanya?

well the bite marks are mostly my fault...... although the shit stains everywhere are the result of us inviting Albob over for dinner the other day and him forgetting to pack his grandpa diapers.... it was pretty bad... but on a positive note we had the carpets steam cleaned today

Can you imagine being left in a house for nine hours strait, with a bowl of water and a bowl of 'food' nothing to do and no thumbs, day after day. Any normal person would go psycho. So I dont trust there mental stability.