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05-07-2004, 03:14 PM #1Peelosopher
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Tit's and my new room mate
Tit and I have been living comfortably for an entire semester by ourselves and our two (squaking) birds. There was an extra room in case anyone ever moved there, but luckily no one had. Yesterday morning, neither of us are awake, and we get a knock at the door. In slipped a piece of paper informing us that we'd be getting a new room mate tomorrow.
Frustrated, we had to know why our lives were being intruded on.
This girl moves in and turns out she actually transferred from another room that she was rooming in with her three friends. "Her friends?" you ask? So why move out, right?
Turns out, two of her (female) friends started dating each other. Plus, one of the room mates was a pot head, and the other owned a ferret- which, in case you don't know, smell really strong. The combined bad smell of pot and ferret and the living conditions of being with a dating couple made her decide to move out.
Lesbians, pot, and a ferret? Dammit that's enough reason for me to move in!
Little does she know that she's actually moving into an apartment with two loud birds that MUST be taken into the dark and quiet living room at 7 o' clock at night or else tit and I get no sleep all night (or other things
.) because we'll have two squaking birds in our bedroom. Plus she'll be living not just with tit but me, an unsigned resident that's just leaching off of some else's leasing contract. If this chick squeels, then I'm without two birds, and tit's without a boy friend, who in turn is without a house to live in 
luckily, we're only here another month before we return to our rightful homes (Puerto Rico and South Carolina) and move into our first signed apartment together the following fall (WITH NO ROOMMATE!)
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05-07-2004, 03:26 PM #2Filthy Animal
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05-07-2004, 03:27 PM #3Peelosopher
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u forgot the ferret
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05-07-2004, 03:29 PM #4Filthy Animal
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Hey...whatever you're into is your business.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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05-07-2004, 03:32 PM #5The Original Jackass
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you should be okay, I think they have to give you a months notice before they can kick you out anyways
Although I'm not sure if that's the case when you are not supposed to be there in the first place. 
......so down to the real issue, are you getting a threesome out of this deal or what?
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05-07-2004, 03:34 PM #6Swearing off coffee, hell ELITE MEMBER
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^ With the ferret..... that is just wrong
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05-07-2004, 03:38 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Crono on the floor, bong tube up his ass, giggling like a little girl.
Lesbians: "Hey where's our ferret?"
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05-07-2004, 03:38 PM #8The Original Jackass
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^ have you seen his girlfriend? That's just wrong in any caseOriginally posted by CourtQueen
^ With the ferret..... that is just wrong
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05-07-2004, 04:25 PM #9Peelosopher
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that was wrong on so many levels
and don't think the threesome wasn't the first thing on my mind when I knew a new chick was coming in, but turns out I was one lesbian roommate away from my dream come true. She's not much to look at... wait, at risk of sounding mean... I mean she's a LOT to look at... get what I'm saying? I mean, I wouldn't leave the birds out to sleep without putting away the hot sauce first... understand yet? I mean she's F-A-...
tit's gonna see this thread soon and fuss at me, I gotta stop here.
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05-07-2004, 05:16 PM #10happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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OMFG!!!Originally posted by maniclion
Crono on the floor, bong tube up his ass, giggling like a little girl.
Lesbians: "Hey where's our ferret?"
P-side Inc.
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05-07-2004, 05:20 PM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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Re: Tit's and my new room mate
How is that different from her current situation?Originally posted by Crono1000 If this chick squeels tit's without a boy friend
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-07-2004, 05:42 PM #12Filthy Animal
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Originally posted by Crono1000
that was wrong on so many levels
and don't think the threesome wasn't the first thing on my mind when I knew a new chick was coming in, but turns out I was one lesbian roommate away from my dream come true. She's not much to look at... wait, at risk of sounding mean... I mean she's a LOT to look at... get what I'm saying? I mean, I wouldn't leave the birds out to sleep without putting away the hot sauce first... understand yet? I mean she's F-A-...
tit's gonna see this thread soon and fuss at me, I gotta stop here.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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05-07-2004, 07:44 PM #13I'm Pritty!
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yeah Albob can be quite the nasty sightOriginally posted by irontime
^ have you seen his girlfriend? That's just wrong in any case
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