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    Fat Pig Slobs

    I hate fuqing slobs, this grossly obese guy came into to talk to me about purchasing a system for his house. He had a banana and shoved the whole thing in his mouth, I finished telling him a price and he opens his mouth and the banana slid out partially and he sucked it back in. Later I walked out to show him a sample and I hear a bubbly ass fart from him. I distanced myself from him and he moves closer. I'm thinking "This asshole knows he just shit himself, does he think I want to smell it?"

    I hope he decides to use one of our contractors cause I don't want to see him again.

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    Cant tell a retail "customer" that sorta thing PM. You get fired. I had to deal with it too. I will live under a bridge before I ever go back to retail.

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    LOL, I love the name of this thread.
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    Re: Fat Pig Slobs

    Originally posted by maniclion
    I hate fuqing slobs, this grossly obese guy came into to talk to me about purchasing a system for his house. He had a banana and shoved the whole thing in his mouth, I finished telling him a price and he opens his mouth and the banana slid out partially and he sucked it back in. Later I walked out to show him a sample and I hear a bubbly ass fart from him. I distanced myself from him and he moves closer. I'm thinking "This asshole knows he just shit himself, does he think I want to smell it?"

    I hope he decides to use one of our contractors cause I don't want to see him again.
    didnt you know that your are supposed to respect your father?

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    Maniclion,

    I noticed your in Hawaii. is the % of obese people there high?

    On another front, a lot of Samoans that lived in my old home town tended to be obese....wonder why.

    As for fat pig slobs, it can be disgusting. Heaps of lard hanging, and dragging the skin down with gravity. Beads of sweat caking the flesh....rapid breaths from only walking across a parking lot. Eating 3 square meals a day at the all-you-can-eat buffets.

    Notice how many fats pigs used to go to Vegas so they could ram gobs and gobs of $1.99 roast beef down their f*cking throats.

    How much do these people sh*t?

    It makes on wonder...on second thought....I'd rather not.
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    Yeah there are big PIG eating traditions that take place in Hawaii... <oink> <oink> <oink>

    I guess to really be a pig, you have to eat a pig
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    Now I could have done without that Mr_Snafu.
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    Originally posted by Randy
    Now I could have done without that Mr_Snafu.
    Ahh....perhaps you preffer a more stylish lady

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    No thanks Metal
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    Originally posted by Randy



    No thanks Metal
    Oh...you like a thinner woman perhaps

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    No! Metal V Player.

    This is more of what I'm talking about


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    Originally posted by Randy
    No! Metal V Player.

    This is more of what I'm talking about
    Oh my.....yes...yessir indeed. Thou art truly possessed of refined taste. Hallelujah brother!!

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    Fat Fucks Invading Planet Earth!!!!

    'Globesity' gains ground as leading killer
    Weight problems spreading to even poorest countries

    The Associated Press
    Updated: 5:51 a.m. ET May 10, 2004

    It’s a bitter truth to swallow: About every fourth person on Earth is too fat. Obesity is fast becoming one of the world’s leading reasons why people die.

    In an astonishing testament to globalization, this outbreak of girth is occurring just as doctors are winning the fight against a number of vexing diseases.

    Except in the poorest nations of Africa, new drugs and improved public health have corralled, if not cured, infectious diseases like smallpox, malaria and influenza that used to kill millions.
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    lol randy, ur just on a pic posting rampage arent ya?
    I can do it

    I WILL be a size 5.

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    Originally posted by greekblondechic
    lol randy, ur just on a pic posting rampage arent ya?
    Who me?

    No, in this thread I was just presented with the appropriate opportunity to tease Sapphire
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    Hate to be a wet carpet here but in my opinion every human being has equal worth no matter what their weight,religion,skin color...whatever. I find this in poor taste. Would the original poster feel the same about the farter if he was skinny/ripped?

    Some people have medical conditions, unforgiving genes, emotional conditions...ect and will always have an obesity problem. Frankly I have more admiration for the obese person in the gymn, with the courage to tackle their weight, then anyone ripped. Why are some of you insulting these people? What have they done to you?...............Rich

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    Originally posted by Rich46yo
    Would the original poster feel the same about the farter if he was skinny/ripped?

    Some people have medical conditions, unforgiving genes, emotional conditions...ect and will always have an obesity problem. Frankly I have more admiration for the obese person in the gymn, with the courage to tackle their weight, then anyone ripped. Why are some of you insulting these people? What have they done to you?...............Rich
    The guy was just a sick nasty bastard, trust me. He just didn't have any respect for himself and had the attitude that since he was miserable he would make everyone elses life miserable. And yes if he were healthy and farted then stepped towards me I would still get pissed. I don't think it's respectful to come in to get consultation on a technical subject while shoving a banana in your face either. Another thing I hate is when someone comes in to talk and then in the middle of me explaining something they answer their cellphone.

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    And I doubt a skinny/ripped guy could fart and make it sound like his asshole could swallow a watermelon.
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Another thing I hate is when someone comes in to talk and then in the middle of me explaining something they answer their cellphone.
    Cellphones just piss me off. Use a goddamn answering machine!


    Just saw the chance to rant and took it
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Cellphones just piss me off. Use a goddamn answering machine!


    Just saw the chance to rant and took it

    Let's start another post on this. I have so much to say but don't want to hijack this thread.
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    Oh yeah, I'm in for that thread as well... Nothing irritates me more than to see people who can't drive a car as it is with a cell phone glued to their head.

    I'm 100 percent for banning cell phones for individuals operating motor vehicles. No ands ifs or buts about it!
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    Originally posted by Randy
    Oh yeah, I'm in for that thread as well... Nothing irritates me more than to see people who can't drive a car as it is with a cell phone glued to their head.

    And your in California....I remember seeing that a lot in LA....
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    Originally posted by Mr_Snafu
    And your in California....I remember seeing that a lot in LA....
    Oh yeah its happening everywhere here in California. Everytime I turn around I see someone driving and talking on their cell phones. I am very suprised how they haven't been banned by now. I can't see anyone that can say that you could possibly dedicate your full attention to driving when your talking on a cell phone. There is always a distraction that makes it very dangerous and irratating as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I hate fuqing slobs, this grossly obese guy came into to talk to me about purchasing a system for his house. He had a banana and shoved the whole thing in his mouth, I finished telling him a price and he opens his mouth and the banana slid out partially and he sucked it back in. Later I walked out to show him a sample and I hear a bubbly ass fart from him. I distanced myself from him and he moves closer. I'm thinking "This asshole knows he just shit himself, does he think I want to smell it?"

    I hope he decides to use one of our contractors cause I don't want to see him again.
    But u are one
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    Quote Originally Posted by god hand
    But u are one
    I got something for you to slob...
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    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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