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    Different ways to say going poo...

    Grind out a grumpy

    Making doodie

    Dropping the kids off at the pool

    Stocking the pond with finless browns


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    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    letting the cat out the bag
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    This must be what you were referring to as something you know more about.


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    Thought of another

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    My kids say: "I need to go stinkies"

    My husband says, He needs to visit his thinking thrown (along with a couple magazines.)

    I just say #2 (if I'm at home) out in public it's, "I'll be right back"
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    Takin' a Dump

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    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    I vote this the 'Shittiest Thread' of 2004
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    I would not go that far, I have a lotmore to do in 2004 that can be nominated in this manner. I believe I originated the doodie thread.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Sorry I did not know you were so shitfluent
    oh Drop a bomb
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    maturity at its best

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    you know you want to play
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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    A little bit of bashing and it turns this tread to shit. pardon my pun
    Remember it was only worth 2¢
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    spittin shit are we

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    Shit spitters we are
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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    I need to take a Dale (or any other person you want to mock at the time)

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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Original English Text:
    I need to take a wicked shit
    Translated to French:
    Je dois prendre une merde mauvaise

    Translated back to English:
    I must take a bad shit

    Translated to German:
    Ich muß eine schlechte Scheiße nehmen

    Translated back to English:
    I must take a bad shit

    Translated to Italian:
    Devo prendere una merda difettosa

    Translated back to English:
    I must take one merda defective

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu devo fazer exame de um merda defeituoso

    Translated back to English:
    I must make examination of a defective excrement

    Translated to Spanish:
    Debo hacer la examinación de un excremento defectuoso

    Translated back to English:
    I must make the examinación of a defective excrement

    I must make the examinación of a defective excrement
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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    chocolate soft-serve coming up!

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    Turtle head pokin out
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    my personal favorite is:

    I'm going to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages.

    (actually i just negotiated...and they all escaped fine)
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    http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
    How come people say "I'm gonna go take a dump"? when in reality they are leaving a dump?
    (Question submitted by Jonathan)

    Yes, that is one of the English language's more peculiar expressions. My hypothesis is that the experience of pooping is so pleasant that although we are leaving a dump, we are gaining pleasure and satisfaction. Perhaps it developed as an analog to "taking a break," during which time one also "takes a dump."
    And here is the real explanation from an anonymous linguistics professor: "I can tell you that the reason we say 'take a shit/dump' is for the same reason we 'take' a vacation...in this situation, the nouns poop/dump or shit are used to describe an activity occuring over a time, not the actual physical object itself. One is 'taking' the time to leave a shit in a bowl. actually the use of the word dump really reflects how much we subconsciously understand this action, as one's ass is dumping the ass apples into the bowl. the word has simply been changed to a noun to denote the time spent during evactuation of the bowels."

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