Thread: Funny joke......read this!

1st, hello everyone. havent been around, still on vaca for a while. so of cousre when i come across a comp. i hit up IM haha......

Two brothers, one rich, and one poor, are both getting married around the same time of the year, and that time is coming up very soon. So they decide to go shopping together for a wedding gift for their future wives. At the end of the day, the poor brother asks the rich one, "what'd ya get her"?. The rich one answers "i got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring". The poor guy is shocked. He asks, "you got her both of those???" The rich man replies, "ya, so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive the mercedes and go get a different one." The rich man then asks the poor brother, "so, what'd you get your wife"? The poor brother replies, "i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." Looking stunned, the rich brother asks why. The poor brother replies, "if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself".

hahaha