Thread: He's so dumb...

He's about as sharp as a marble.

He's a few peas short of a casserole.

He's missing a few sunflower seeds from his trail mix.

His receiver is off the hook.

He has a photographic memory, but no film.








The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

He took an IQ test and the results were negative.

He's not the fastest hamster on the wheel.

He's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He donated his brains to science before he was done with them.







He's dumber than a bag of hammers.

He's got all foam, no beer.

He's about as swift as a brick.

He got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.

The aliens zapped him with a stupidity beam.








The phone's ringing, but nobody's picking up.

He's fifteen cents short of a quarter.

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

His mind wandered and never came back.

He's got a full six-pack, but he's missing the little plastic thing that holds it together.








If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back.

He's as sharp as a bowling ball.

He doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker.

He's a few nuts short of a fruitcake.

His wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.








His monitor is on but the CPU isn't running.

The engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel.

He's got too much yardage between the goal posts.

He's dumber than a box of hair.

The porch light's on, but nobody's home.








If he was any dumber, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

He forgot to pay his brain bill.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

He's got too much chlorine in his gene pool.

The lightbulb over his head is burned out.








He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.

His wheels are spinning but the tires are off the ground.

He's so stupid, mind readers charge him half price.

He's a few clowns short of a circus.








He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the hill.

He's as smart as bait.

He's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.








He doesn't just know nothing, he doesn't even suspect much.

He's so dense, light bends around him.

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

He's about as smart as a tractor.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.








If his IQ goes up to 50, he should sell.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.

He took a detour off the information superhighway.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down!

no one really but Bush is good