J'Bo

well i thought that i was pretty funny in the other peom thread so i thought perhaps people could join in with their poems about peeps on the site (maybe i am REALLY carb depleted but this is fun to me )

there once was a man named gr81,
who was a vulger and insensitive to some.
i know that he just likes to play,
and see how many chicks he can lay,
but in my books he is okay

there once was a dude named mr.flex,
who thought that girls were quite complex.
but i set him straight,
told him we just wanted to mate
so he then asked me out on a date

i have a good friend name Pete (rissole),
who had a strong fetish with feet
although his first love is a round booty,
and he likes women that smell kinda fruity
y'all should here his accent that makes him sound like a cutey

....and thats my $.02

J'Bo

ok here are more

there once was a pecker named dale
who had lotsa fun in the county jail,
he liked bending over for soap
and getting high on the dope
then i got a hold of him and tied him with my rope

there once was a trainer named GP,
who always talked big to me (sorry that was good)
said he was going to buy me a rock,
but i knew that he was all talk,
if he pulls through i will be in utter shock :hari:

there once was a biker named pb,
who spoke such nice words to me.
he had a genuine good heart,
although they call him an old fart,
i know that his life is just about to start

....and thats my $.02

maniclion

Once again we have J'bo
What is wrong with her we do not know
But if I were next to her
I would certainly say Brrrr
Cause where she lives is worse than a freezer

buff_tat2d_chic

That was pretty good.

Hi ya J'Bo babe...how ya been?

~health and fitness are a lifestyle~

J'Bo

haha man it is nice here now

buffy. been good toots. and you?

....and thats my $.02

greekblondechic

thats great stuff girl! u should write childrens poetry books

I can do it

I WILL be a size 5.

Jenny

This is why we love you J'bo

J'Bo

ok here we go again.

there once was a fellow named man,
who lived where he always got a tan.
he drank poco loco's all day,
and sat under the sun's ray,
but his favorite part was the hawaiian lai

there once was a girl named buff,
some thought she was just tough.
but she is soft and kind,
with a very sharp mind,
and a sense of humor that is hard to find

there once was a chicka named greek,
who fooled us all by thinking she was meek,
really she's a party loving gal,
and a really nice pal,
who's training and dieting really well

there once was a women named jen,
who was a friend that was ten out of ten,
she was oh so kind and sweet,
one day i cant wait to meet,
and go take her out for a REAL treat (cinnabons )

....and thats my $.02

greekblondechic

Awwww I'm blushing

I can do it

I WILL be a size 5.

Jo-Anna

J'Bo you are very good with those poems... keep it up girl... I only wish I had a quieter office where my thoughts could flow like that. Problem is this is the office... and I'm so good at my job they all need my help.

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Pitboss

There is this hottie named Jenny (J'bo)
Who I'd sell my soul to for a penny.
She seems like the perfect gal,
and oh such a pal.
When I finally meet her,
I want to hug her and keep her.



Gave it shot. Poems I'm not.

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J'Bo

pb that was really good

....and thats my $.02

Pitboss

Why thank you!

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ALBOB

Why don't we all collaborate? Here, I'll start........

There once was a jarhead named Roger.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Pitboss

Who ..... what the F rymes wiht Roger.

Damn Alboob!!

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ALBOB

Who's friend ALBOB was an old codger
Though ALBOB was old, his attacks on Pitboss were bold
Turning his friend into a real Roger dodger.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

J'Bo

some girls thought he was a dodger

....and thats my $.02

Pitboss

Albob is old,
so it is told.
He is as bald as can be,
but that doesn't matter to me.
If all friends were like him,
Then I'd kill myself on a whim.

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ALBOB

Jeeze, I offer you a free room in Vegas and all I ask in return is that you stay away from my dog. What's so bad about that?

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Jo-Anna

The savant has spoken
it would be wise to listen
or he'll sick his dog on you for a licking

Jo-Anna - Juicy Wet Member

Pitboss

No thanks. I have a pretty good guess where that dog's tongue has been!!!

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ALBOB

Hey, I washed first.

Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

Jo-Anna

Once there were 3 friends ALBOB, Pitboss and J'Bo
Who went to the site to meet
and when they got there they shared something neet
a conversation that took all day
and made it seem like childs play

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gr81

right back at'cha girl. Let us remember that this is completely off tha top of the head and is probably gonna be silly but here we go...

There once was a women named J'bo, who liked to play with her men like play-do,
they would ask her on dates, and she'd manipulate,
'till she had them on knees 'till she said so;
yes that bubble butt of hers put more money in her purse,
a true attention whore at her worse;
so one day she took notice on IM of a shit disturber,
he crude and cocky and always took his opinions further,
she thought him an ass, but as soon she got passed that
she found that he spoke his hearts words first..

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J'Bo

hey i liked that...your good
i think your an ass still dont worry....
just a sweet ass instead of an asshole

have a good one. off to bed. photoshoot in the morning

....and thats my $.02

gr81

phhewww, thats good! ha ha. have a good night sweetie. kick ass tommorrow, fa sho!

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Flex

Hickory Dickory dock,
Flex has a massive (fill-in-blank),
He hits up the ladies, in his new Mercedes,
on every hour of the clock.

There once was girl named j'bo,
who's tummy was flatter than a table,
she was so fine, that i wish she was mine,
and that is definitely no fable.

In the land of the one that is Great,
where the Gr81 takes all the cake,
he doesn't like to boast, that he runs the west coast,
and that he's is the modern Scarface.

....it's a celebration bitches.............i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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