Thread: Au de IM'ers by J'Bo

ok here are more

there once was a pecker named dale
who had lotsa fun in the county jail,
he liked bending over for soap
and getting high on the dope
then i got a hold of him and tied him with my rope

there once was a trainer named GP,
who always talked big to me (sorry that was good)
said he was going to buy me a rock,
but i knew that he was all talk,
if he pulls through i will be in utter shock :hari:

there once was a biker named pb,
who spoke such nice words to me.
he had a genuine good heart,
although they call him an old fart,
i know that his life is just about to start

Once again we have J'bo
What is wrong with her we do not know
But if I were next to her
I would certainly say Brrrr
Cause where she lives is worse than a freezer

That was pretty good.

Hi ya J'Bo babe...how ya been?

haha man it is nice here now

buffy. been good toots. and you?

thats great stuff girl! u should write childrens poetry books

This is why we love you J'bo

ok here we go again.

there once was a fellow named man,
who lived where he always got a tan.
he drank poco loco's all day,
and sat under the sun's ray,
but his favorite part was the hawaiian lai

there once was a girl named buff,
some thought she was just tough.
but she is soft and kind,
with a very sharp mind,
and a sense of humor that is hard to find

there once was a chicka named greek,
who fooled us all by thinking she was meek,
really she's a party loving gal,
and a really nice pal,
who's training and dieting really well

there once was a women named jen,
who was a friend that was ten out of ten,
she was oh so kind and sweet,
one day i cant wait to meet,
and go take her out for a REAL treat (cinnabons )

Awwww I'm blushing

J'Bo you are very good with those poems... keep it up girl... I only wish I had a quieter office where my thoughts could flow like that. Problem is this is the office... and I'm so good at my job they all need my help.

There is this hottie named Jenny (J'bo)
Who I'd sell my soul to for a penny.
She seems like the perfect gal,
and oh such a pal.
When I finally meet her,
I want to hug her and keep her.



Gave it shot. Poems I'm not.

pb that was really good

Originally posted by J'Bo
pb that was really good

Why thank you!

Why don't we all collaborate? Here, I'll start........

There once was a jarhead named Roger.

Who ..... what the F rymes wiht Roger.

Damn Alboob!!

Originally posted by Pitboss
Who ..... what the F rymes wiht Roger.

Damn Alboob!!

Who's friend ALBOB was an old codger
Though ALBOB was old, his attacks on Pitboss were bold
Turning his friend into a real Roger dodger.

some girls thought he was a dodger

Albob is old,
so it is told.
He is as bald as can be,
but that doesn't matter to me.
If all friends were like him,
Then I'd kill myself on a whim.

Originally posted by Pitboss
Albob is old,
so it is told.
He is as bald as can be,
but that doesn't matter to me.
If all friends were like him,
Then I'd kill myself on a whim.

Jeeze, I offer you a free room in Vegas and all I ask in return is that you stay away from my dog. What's so bad about that?

The savant has spoken
it would be wise to listen
or he'll sick his dog on you for a licking

Originally posted by Jo-Anna
The savant has spoken
it would be wise to listen
or he'll sick his dog on you for a licking

No thanks. I have a pretty good guess where that dog's tongue has been!!!

Originally posted by Pitboss
No thanks. I have a pretty good guess where that dog's tongue has been!!!

Hey, I washed first.

Once there were 3 friends ALBOB, Pitboss and J'Bo
Who went to the site to meet
and when they got there they shared something neet
a conversation that took all day
and made it seem like childs play

right back at'cha girl. Let us remember that this is completely off tha top of the head and is probably gonna be silly but here we go...

There once was a women named J'bo, who liked to play with her men like play-do,
they would ask her on dates, and she'd manipulate,
'till she had them on knees 'till she said so;
yes that bubble butt of hers put more money in her purse,
a true attention whore at her worse;
so one day she took notice on IM of a shit disturber,
he crude and cocky and always took his opinions further,
she thought him an ass, but as soon she got passed that
she found that he spoke his hearts words first..

hey i liked that...your good
i think your an ass still dont worry....
just a sweet ass instead of an asshole

have a good one. off to bed. photoshoot in the morning

Originally posted by J'Bo
hey i liked that...your good
i think your an ass still dont worry....
just a sweet ass instead of an asshole

phhewww, thats good! ha ha. have a good night sweetie. kick ass tommorrow, fa sho!

Hickory Dickory dock,
Flex has a massive (fill-in-blank),
He hits up the ladies, in his new Mercedes,
on every hour of the clock.

There once was girl named j'bo,
who's tummy was flatter than a table,
she was so fine, that i wish she was mine,
and that is definitely no fable.

In the land of the one that is Great,
where the Gr81 takes all the cake,
he doesn't like to boast, that he runs the west coast,
and that he's is the modern Scarface.

....it's a celebration bitches.............i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRollin in first down the boulevard
when I see this silly kid play actin hard
I called out "Hey guy whats your name"
Chump yells back "BigBallaGA"
In any other situation I'da long time bailed
but I found him amusin so I said "what the hell"
"Hurry up son tell me your tale"
Silly sucka tells me 'bout his girl named Krystal
then showed me his cigarette lighter pistol
he pulled out a photo of his girl that was obscene
I could tell right off it was cut out of a magazine
Punched the gas as the light turned green
thought to myself "That kids a few pages short of a ream"
Once again the whips in cruise and my minds on focus
When I hear the cry for help "Where can we smoke this?"
I come to halt and scan around
There stands Gr8,Flex and J'bo all afrown
"Come on you haoles hop on in"
"Torch up and let the party begin"
Now everybodies feelin no pressure
when up ahead I see the "blue light special"
I swing hard right for the avenue
We spot Albob and Pitboss sippin' some brews
Damn near wreck my ride from the glare
yeah you know it's Albobs lack of hair

this shits gettin too long so I wanna quit
I'll continue later so don't throw a fit....

It's been awhile since I had the chance to spit
my hands are crampin up so I better split

Originally posted by Flex
Hickory Dickory dock,
Flex has a massive (fill-in-blank),
He hits up the ladies, in his new Mercedes,
on every hour of the clock.

There once was girl named j'bo,
who's tummy was flatter than a table,
she was so fine, that i wish she was mine,
and that is definitely no fable.

In the land of the one that is Great,
where the Gr81 takes all the cake,
he doesn't like to boast, that he runs the west coast,
and that he's is the modern Scarface.

....it's a celebration bitches.............i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

damn we make a good team