Reply With QuoteIs this supposed to be some sort of confessional thread?
Iam going to tell you all something you don't know about me...
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05-20-2004, 01:05 PM #1Moderator MODERATOR
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Iam going to tell you all something you don't know about me...
I smokes rocks beyotches.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-20-2004, 01:09 PM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-20-2004, 01:16 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Have you been eating powdered donuts?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-20-2004, 01:17 PM #4Slowpoke ELITE MEMBER
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Do we really need to know that?
Jo-Anna - Juicy Wet Member
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05-20-2004, 01:19 PM #5American BadAss ELITE MEMBER
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Dale....Have you been drinking
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05-20-2004, 01:26 PM #6Moderator MODERATOR
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Tis a joke folks...
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-20-2004, 01:33 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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So, what's the punchline?Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Tis a joke folks...
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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05-20-2004, 01:52 PM #8Moderator MODERATOR
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From Chapelle's show...
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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05-20-2004, 02:02 PM #9Filthy Animal
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Where's Duncan?
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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05-20-2004, 02:11 PM #10Registered User
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yah we want duncan back
he has fallen off the wagon i here
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05-20-2004, 02:32 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Like I said "Have you been eating powdered donuts?"Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-20-2004, 04:30 PM #12You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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man, I am the only one that got that joke?!? I know Flex would've got that shit too. good times Dale
Theres sumthin you may not know about me Joe Rogan..I smoke rocks.lol
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05-20-2004, 04:50 PM #13Swearing off coffee, hell ELITE MEMBER
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I have serious concerns about you.....
I want Duncan too.
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05-20-2004, 05:02 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Hi I'm Tyrone Biggims and sometimes the endless pursuit of crack cocaine leaves me tired and exhausted. But now I get my energy from this new delicious shake called Red Balls. humana humana humana. Red balls gives you wings.
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05-20-2004, 07:45 PM #15Registered Abuser
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I knew once i saw that title
Joe Rogan
I dont know if you know this about me
but i smoke rocks....
I can do his voice perfectly too
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05-20-2004, 07:47 PM #16Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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my daughter loves dave n memorizes all his stuff she does a ton of voices dead on its a rare talent you two have.
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05-20-2004, 07:48 PM #17Registered Abuser
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Well, its not just his voice
i can do a ton of voices lol....
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05-20-2004, 07:50 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i assumed as much i like her arnold n elizabeth hurley
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05-20-2004, 07:58 PM #19Registered Abuser
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I used to do Cartman
from south park so well
but then my voice got deeper with age of course
and now i have braces so
its just an ok impression :\
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05-20-2004, 07:59 PM #20Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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my daughter does him her jim carey is great too i love that one
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05-20-2004, 08:29 PM #21Registered Abuser
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lol
wouldnt it be freaky if i was just like
Is that you mommy?
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05-20-2004, 08:30 PM #22Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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yep
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05-20-2004, 08:32 PM #23Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i try my damndest but can't get even one close.. it is a real talent and a rare one.
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05-21-2004, 01:35 PM #24Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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crackhead smiley
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05-21-2004, 06:13 PM #25Moderator MODERATOR
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"...And that kids, was the first time I ever sucked dick for crack. And it wouldn't be the last."
I can't wait for second season to come out on DVD.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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05-22-2004, 02:20 PM #26Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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"Honey I got you that rock that you've had your eye on."
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05-22-2004, 02:24 PM #27Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Looks like someone needs to read this:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle
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05-22-2004, 02:58 PM #28Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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And if that guy isn't Denis Leary he needs to shut the fuck up. He stole his act.http://www.endor.org/leary/
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05-22-2004, 03:40 PM #29Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Denis Leary talks about crack
I'm a little hyped up tonight. Little hyped up. Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show. "Agghhhh!!" I'm only kidding folks. I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass. Ok folks? Kind of a personal guideline in my life. Somebody says, "You want some crack?" I say, "I was born with one, pal! I really don't need another one. Thank you very much! If I want the second crack, I'll give you a call, but for right now I'm sticking with the solo crackola, thank you!" God.. crack. Only in America would a guy invent crack. Only in America would there be a guy that cocaine wasn't good enough for. You know? One guy walking around New York City back in 1985 going, "You know, that cocaine's pretty good, but I want something that makes my heart explode as soon as I smoke it, ok? I want to take one suck off that crack pipe and go *snort* *splat* Now I'm happy! I'm dead, the ultimate high!"
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05-23-2004, 09:26 PM #30You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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I juts watched "Eddie Murphy: Raw" the other day and man that boy HAD to have been cracked out like a mo fo. he sounded like he was tweakin pretty hard to me. There wasn't even enough time to laugh at teh punch line he was talkin so fast. He was sportin this black and purple leather suit with gloves n shit, it was hilarious. gotta love the 80s right
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