his music video for whatever his first single is gonna be got me wondering..is she gonna be rappin about scrilla and bitches???maybe he will do a Baywatch rap....geez whatever he does i am gonna be laughing all the way
u heard me right..The Baywatch star is set to have his own rapping career, going by the name of Hassel the Hoff.lol this should be some funny shit
http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
his music video for whatever his first single is gonna be got me wondering..is she gonna be rappin about scrilla and bitches???maybe he will do a Baywatch rap....geez whatever he does i am gonna be laughing all the way
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
This is just as bad as Randy macho man Savage when he tried to become a rapper.
Wow. Just wow.
Didn't he already punish enough people with his acting & singing?
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.


I think it's great as it proves how utterly stupid people in general are.
he will suck and people will buy his crappy music and he will make more money...good for him !
I train differently than most, my beef is with gravity the weights on the bar are just the medium...Thanks to Wall Street your slice of the American Pie has been reduced to a crumb.
Originally posted by MaxMirkin
Didn't he already punish enough people with his acting & singing?
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words escape me.
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama


Hello my name is Davie Hasselhoff
I went to the Dr. he told me turn my head and cough
As you can see I rhyme hard and I am not Soft
thanks to my man Ice-T who once said "Fuck tha Police" now he plays a cop
I'm a star in Germany, yes I am on top
but in America I'm a fat ass flop![]()
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
word to your mother
Originally posted by maniclion
Hello my name is Davie Hasselhoff
I went to the Dr. he told me turn my head and cough
As you can see I rhyme hard and I am not Soft
thanks to my man Ice-T who once said "Fuck tha Police" now he plays a cop
I'm a star in Germany, yes I am on top
but in America I'm a fat ass flop![]()
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yeah, him and that Berlin Wall...Germans love him
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
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