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    Ice T making David Hasselhoff a rapper

    u heard me right..The Baywatch star is set to have his own rapping career, going by the name of Hassel the Hoff.lol this should be some funny shit

    http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189
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    his music video for whatever his first single is gonna be got me wondering..is she gonna be rappin about scrilla and bitches???maybe he will do a Baywatch rap....geez whatever he does i am gonna be laughing all the way
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    This is just as bad as Randy macho man Savage when he tried to become a rapper.

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    Wow. Just wow.

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    Didn't he already punish enough people with his acting & singing?
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    I think it's great as it proves how utterly stupid people in general are.

    he will suck and people will buy his crappy music and he will make more money...good for him !
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    Originally posted by MaxMirkin
    Didn't he already punish enough people with his acting & singing?


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    Hello my name is Davie Hasselhoff
    I went to the Dr. he told me turn my head and cough
    As you can see I rhyme hard and I am not Soft
    thanks to my man Ice-T who once said "Fuck tha Police" now he plays a cop
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Hello my name is Davie Hasselhoff
    I went to the Dr. he told me turn my head and cough
    As you can see I rhyme hard and I am not Soft
    thanks to my man Ice-T who once said "Fuck tha Police" now he plays a cop
    I'm a star in Germany, yes I am on top
    but in America I'm a fat ass flop
    yeah, him and that Berlin Wall...Germans love him
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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