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05-26-2004, 09:34 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default...6-5-2004_pg9_8
A Chinese man has divorced and sued his wife for £55,000 after discovering she’d had plastic surgery before they met. Jian Feng, 38, was said to have been horrified when she gave birth to an ugly baby daughter. He suspected her of having an affair.
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05-26-2004, 09:40 AM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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That is one of the funniest things I have heard today.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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05-26-2004, 10:30 AM #4Windy City ELITE MEMBER
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Well, half of the baby (I don't know much about biology) came from him right.
I think he and his family prob'ly got hit wit dee ugly stick too.Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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05-26-2004, 02:29 PM #5The Original Jackass
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I wonder if we could sue our wives for getting fat?
'She decieved me your honor, I married a slim trim sex machine and quickly after she turned into a lazy porker who makes me do it myself.'
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The best thing is that you probably couldOriginally posted by irontime
I wonder if we could sue our wives for getting fat?
'She decieved me your honor, I married a slim trim sex machine and quickly after she turned into a lazy porker who makes me do it myself.'
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05-26-2004, 05:08 PM #7You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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its about damm time! ha ha
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05-26-2004, 05:14 PM #8Filthy Animal
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05-26-2004, 09:40 PM #9Six String Samurai
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Well see the problem is that there is a food that has been scientificaly proven to reduce the sex drive in women, thus leading them to porkerhood: Wedding cake.Originally posted by irontime
I wonder if we could sue our wives for getting fat?
'She decieved me your honor, I married a slim trim sex machine and quickly after she turned into a lazy porker who makes me do it myself.'
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05-26-2004, 09:49 PM #10happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Could I sue Johnnny for being hella stupid?
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05-26-2004, 09:52 PM #11You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by PreMier
Could I sue Johnnny for being hella stupid?
LMAO!! sorry brotha but I get first dibs I think! lol too funny
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05-27-2004, 12:41 AM #12Registered User
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Hey, what about divorcing men who end up with beer bellies, stop helping out with chores, and stop doing all of the romantic crap after getting married?!
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05-27-2004, 10:21 AM #13Working on a new me!
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Well, I haven't gotten a gut yet, do all "my" chores and never did romantic crap before so that can't apply to me.
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05-27-2004, 02:25 PM #14Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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lol ! I was waiting for one of you ladies to chime in about this...Originally posted by mousie
Hey, what about divorcing men who end up with beer bellies, stop helping out with chores, and stop doing all of the romantic crap after getting married?!Last edited by LAM; 05-27-2004 at 05:58 PM.
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Did they stop before or after hearing their wives refer to it as "romantic crap"?Originally posted by mousie
Hey, what about divorcing men who end up with beer bellies, stop helping out with chores, and stop doing all of the romantic crap after getting married?!The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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Okay, I take back using the word "crap". Sorry, I'm just not being pleasured with romantic stuff...so I call it crap for now! It's not fair I tell ya!
LAM - come on, you know Mousie. You should know that I was going to say something about this.<8(__)~~~~
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I love women to death, just like the next guy. I appreciate and respect them whole-heartedly. And though Im not married, I can offer some legal advice...I wonder if we could sue our wives for getting fat?
'She decieved me your honor, I married a slim trim sex machine and quickly after she turned into a lazy porker who makes me do it myself.'
Sad to say, but men can and have sued their wives for not providing sex and for neglecting the needs of both man and family. Im not making this up. Its considered breach of contract. Ive read many many many law books and have seen this type of case pop-up here and there...
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