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  • Ask the manager if it is okay to get rid of some of the tree.

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  • Move the satellite dish higher, that should give you sufficient time before you move

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  • shrug it off and get cable

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  • cut that bitch down, throw it in your truck and dump the evidence in the woods.

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    What to do?

    Scenario: You've lived in an apartment for a year now, and over the winter there has been a tree next to the complex that has grew some and when the leaves grew in it completely screwed up your satellite signal. Now you know for a fact that it is the tree as you have done some tests and all the equipment is fine, but the satellite clears up when the wind blows and the leaves are moved out of the way. What do you do?
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    How about a trim? Is it a NEED to cut the whole thing down?
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    Well, I stood on a stump that was next to it, so basically I got about half the tree. Still took off a good 12 to 13 feet of it. best I could do
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    Re: What to do?

    Originally posted by irontime
    there has been a tree next to the complex that has grew some and

    Well, first off, I would probably read a few books in the library on the topic of grammar. My next course of action would be to enroll in an English composition class at my local University to perfect my newfound craft. After that, I would switch to cable.

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    LOL, so your asking us what you should do about that situation, meanwhile, your already done cutting?
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    My next course of action would be to enroll in an English composition class at my local University to perfect my newfound craft.
    I do take English class. Me got B+ and make me happy
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    Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
    LOL, so your asking us what you should do about that situation, meanwhile, your already done cutting?
    Well, ya, but I was wondering if I may have been a little hasty.
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    I say A, B, D then C
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    Lol, well I think you might have, I really doubt that you needed to get rid of as much as you did! As it is, a satellite dish is like what.. 2 feet in diameter, only need a hole for the signal
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    Very true, but there was no way I could get to the top to reaach that 2 feet, (well I would have had to borrow a ladder and that would have taken too much time) and plus it would have grown back pretty quickly. That damn thing should be out of the way for a while now.
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    Sigh, TREE KILLER!!
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    Go outside hug the tree and stop watching so much television.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Funny story on a similar topic. I lived on the top floor of a duplex and the guy downstairs got sick of this bush that always stuck up into his window so he went and hacked that bitch down to the size of a basketball. The landlord came over and flipped out, apparently that Bush was a highly expensive ($500), ornamental one. I laughed my ass off for days.
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    Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
    Sigh, TREE KILLER!!
    I work in a lumber mill, damn near 1 million board feet goes through that place a day......I don't think I'll be losing any sleep over that one
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Go outside hug the tree and stop watching so much television.
    but.....but......my PORN!!!
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    Originally posted by Dale Mabry
    Funny story on a similar topic. I lived on the top floor of a duplex and the guy downstairs got sick of this bush that always stuck up into his window so he went and hacked that bitch down to the size of a basketball. The landlord came over and flipped out, apparently that Bush was a highly expensive ($500), ornamental one. I laughed my ass off for days.
    I don't think I'll have that problem, there are a whole bunch of the damn things and most of them are fairly short, just this one was really tall. You can't even tell it's cut down unless you are standing next to it as the other trees hide the cut mark.
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    Get videos? Or even hey.. the internet? lol
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    Originally posted by irontime
    I don't think I'll have that problem, there are a whole bunch of the damn things and most of them are fairly short, just this one was really tall. You can't even tell it's cut down unless you are standing next to it as the other trees hide the cut mark.
    Umm, how about a pic, and we can decide whether ya went over-board or not
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    Originally posted by irontime
    but.....but......my PORN!!!
    Just find 2 bumps for breasts, hollow out a little whole in the tree
    and go to town.
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    Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
    Umm, how about a pic, and we can decide whether ya went over-board or not
    That's a good idea, if I can find a digicam I'll do that. I wish I took a picture of the crap I cut down sticking out of my truck, that was funny. But I wanted to get rid of it pretty quick so it didn't even cross my mind.
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    Originally posted by Dale Mabry
    Just find 2 bumps for breasts, hollow out a little whole in the tree
    and go to town.
    slivers my man, slivers
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    Originally posted by irontime
    slivers my man, slivers
    LOL, I am sure ya get em often.. your gf was on the boards earlier and she said you fuq trees in your sleep
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    Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
    LOL, I am sure ya get em often.. your gf was on the boards earlier and she said you fuq trees in your sleep
    Once again she has it all wrong I do that at WORK That way I get paid for it
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    EWW, mental pic.. ugh!
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    What up Woody Wood?
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    Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
    EWW, mental pic.. ugh!
    Ya whatever, you know it got you wet
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    IT humpin' on stumps
    feelin for bumps
    bark ripping pubes out in clumps
    outside his complex knockin' up trunks
    his neighbors think he's just drunk
    they know how low he has sunk
    once got down with a skunk
    and also with a bird that goes cluck
    Alright I'm finished I think thats enough
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    LOL
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    DIE!!!
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