Reply With QuoteHow about a trim? Is it a NEED to cut the whole thing down?
What to do?
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Ask the manager if it is okay to get rid of some of the tree.
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Move the satellite dish higher, that should give you sufficient time before you move
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shrug it off and get cable
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cut that bitch down, throw it in your truck and dump the evidence in the woods.
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05-27-2004, 12:43 PM #1The Original Jackass
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What to do?
Scenario: You've lived in an apartment for a year now, and over the winter there has been a tree next to the complex that has grew some and when the leaves grew in it completely screwed up your satellite signal. Now you know for a fact that it is the tree as you have done some tests and all the equipment is fine, but the satellite clears up when the wind blows and the leaves are moved out of the way. What do you do?
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Well, I stood on a stump that was next to it, so basically I got about half the tree. Still took off a good 12 to 13 feet of it.
best I could do
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Re: What to do?
Originally posted by irontime
there has been a tree next to the complex that has grew some and
Well, first off, I would probably read a few books in the library on the topic of grammar. My next course of action would be to enroll in an English composition class at my local University to perfect my newfound craft. After that, I would switch to cable.
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LOL, so your asking us what you should do about that situation, meanwhile, your already done cutting?
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I do take English class. Me got B+ and make me happyMy next course of action would be to enroll in an English composition class at my local University to perfect my newfound craft.
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05-27-2004, 01:01 PM #7The Original Jackass
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Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
LOL, so your asking us what you should do about that situation, meanwhile, your already done cutting? Well, ya, but I was wondering if I may have been a little hasty. 
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05-27-2004, 01:02 PM #8Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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I say A, B, D then C
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Lol, well I think you might have, I really doubt that you needed to get rid of as much as you did! As it is, a satellite dish is like what.. 2 feet in diameter, only need a hole for the signal
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Very true, but there was no way I could get to the top to reaach that 2 feet, (well I would have had to borrow a ladder and that would have taken too much time) and plus it would have grown back pretty quickly. That damn thing should be out of the way for a while now.
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Sigh, TREE KILLER!!
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Go outside hug the tree and stop watching so much television.
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Funny story on a similar topic. I lived on the top floor of a duplex and the guy downstairs got sick of this bush that always stuck up into his window so he went and hacked that bitch down to the size of a basketball. The landlord came over and flipped out, apparently that Bush was a highly expensive ($500), ornamental one. I laughed my ass off for days.
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Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Sigh, TREE KILLER!! I work in a lumber mill, damn near 1 million board feet goes through that place a day......I don't think I'll be losing any sleep over that one
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but.....but......my PORN!!!Originally posted by maniclion
Go outside hug the tree and stop watching so much television.
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Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Funny story on a similar topic. I lived on the top floor of a duplex and the guy downstairs got sick of this bush that always stuck up into his window so he went and hacked that bitch down to the size of a basketball. The landlord came over and flipped out, apparently that Bush was a highly expensive ($500), ornamental one. I laughed my ass off for days.
I don't think I'll have that problem, there are a whole bunch of the damn things and most of them are fairly short, just this one was really tall. You can't even tell it's cut down unless you are standing next to it as the other trees hide the cut mark.
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Get videos? Or even hey.. the internet? lol
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Umm, how about a pic, and we can decide whether ya went over-board or notOriginally posted by irontime
I don't think I'll have that problem, there are a whole bunch of the damn things and most of them are fairly short, just this one was really tall. You can't even tell it's cut down unless you are standing next to it as the other trees hide the cut mark.
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Just find 2 bumps for breasts, hollow out a little whole in the treeOriginally posted by irontime
but.....but......my PORN!!!
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Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Umm, how about a pic, and we can decide whether ya went over-board or not
That's a good idea, if I can find a digicam I'll do that. I wish I took a picture of the crap I cut down sticking out of my truck, that was funny. But I wanted to get rid of it pretty quick so it didn't even cross my mind.
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slivers my man, sliversOriginally posted by Dale Mabry
Just find 2 bumps for breasts, hollow out a little whole in the tree
and go to town.
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LOL, I am sure ya get em often.. your gf was on the boards earlier and she said you fuq trees in your sleepOriginally posted by irontime
slivers my man, slivers
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Once again she has it all wrongOriginally posted by Muscle_Girl
LOL, I am sure ya get em often.. your gf was on the boards earlier and she said you fuq trees in your sleep
I do that at WORK 
That way I get paid for it
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EWW, mental pic.. ugh!
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What up Woody Wood?
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Ya whatever, you know it got you wetOriginally posted by Muscle_Girl
EWW, mental pic.. ugh!
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IT humpin' on stumps
feelin for bumps
bark ripping pubes out in clumps
outside his complex knockin' up trunks
his neighbors think he's just drunk
they know how low he has sunk
once got down with a skunk
and also with a bird that goes cluck
Alright I'm finished I think thats enoughCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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LOL
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DIE!!!
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