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05-28-2004, 11:42 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc
A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
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05-28-2004, 11:49 AM #2pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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05-28-2004, 12:03 PM #3Cheerfully Offensive
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Why did the hen have to die? Was she not the true victim in all of this?
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Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
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05-28-2004, 12:14 PM #4Filthy Animal
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Mmmm...chicken...
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05-28-2004, 02:21 PM #5The Original Jackass
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Would you want to eat that hen after knowing where it has been?
Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Why did the hen have to die? Was she not the true victim in all of this?
But realistically I think the wife should have been punished. You know that she has not been putting out if the poor guy has to fuck a chickenIf god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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05-28-2004, 03:28 PM #6Is Doin It 4 Da Shorteez
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he should have just hung himself when he woke up that morning ! lol
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05-28-2004, 04:37 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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And the hen was named "I are Baboon". Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
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05-28-2004, 04:45 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Albob drops back, shoots, SCORES Originally Posted by ALBOB
And the hen was named "I are Baboon".
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-28-2004, 04:50 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Being that the hen survived the incident suggests that this man must've been lacking in the nether regions. His wife should've killed him long ago. Or was she visiting the dog house when she heard the cackling inside the home.The hen was slaughtered after the incidentCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-29-2004, 12:55 AM #10Super Hero in Training
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...yeah..with a special glaze sauce..... Originally Posted by Var
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05-29-2004, 01:45 AM #11Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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yuk, Burner I know you cook but geeze...
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Now I have heard of the cock and the hen, but this is rediculous
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05-30-2004, 08:53 PM #13Super Hero in Training
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it's all in the preparation, hun! Originally Posted by rockgazer69
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Preparation hell... Burner just pours beer on it
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05-30-2004, 09:03 PM #15Super Hero in Training
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beer makes great marinade! (mainly for chicken) Originally Posted by Randy
Preparation hell... Burner just pours beer on it
I also use italian dressing and either some tequilla or jim beam to marinate steaks.
I'm friggin merlin with a grill!
Hey randy- did u ever make any of that chilli from way back when?Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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05-30-2004, 09:07 PM #16Woof! Woof! Woof! ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah Burner, That is why I mentioned beer.
Beer is a cooks best friend
You know Burner, I haven't made that chili yet. I think I might try to do that tomorrow.
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05-30-2004, 09:20 PM #17Registered Abuser
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damnit
I didnt expect my story to get out this quick...
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me too! Originally Posted by Randy
Yeah Burner, That is why I mentioned beer.
Beer is a cooks best friend
You know Burner, I haven't made that chili yet. I think I might try to do that tomorrow.
I have a nice slow cooker just sitting around waiting for me to make that chili. I printed out like half a dozen recipies.
poor little crock pot is getting dust on it....
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you Texans have a helluva prom party! Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
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I'll have to make some hot enough chili to burn the dust off of both of our crock pots Originally Posted by Burner02
me too!
poor little crock pot is getting dust on it....
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05-31-2004, 01:35 AM #21Super Hero in Training
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sounds like a winner!
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"beer makes great marinade! (mainly for chicken)
I also use italian dressing and either some tequilla or jim beam to marinate steaks.
I'm friggin merlin with a grill!" Burner02
so the chicken gets fucked either way geeze- men.
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heh heh..where there's a man with food on a grill..there will be a woman with a plate to eat it..
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05-31-2004, 03:26 AM #24Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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you lookin for a woman or an alcoholic?
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05-31-2004, 04:33 AM #25Super Hero in Training
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ha!
She's a good woman.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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i meant cuz of all the booze in your post above silly
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05-31-2004, 04:39 AM #27Super Hero in Training
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oh..heh heh...the alcohol burns of while it cooks..leaving the taste..good stuff!
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sad to say, but chicken will never be looked upon the same.
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