Thread: Keepin' it gay

Okey..

the day has been delayed as long as possible but the inevitable has finally come. Summer has ruined the next two months of my life. Damn you summer.

A month after school ended tit and I managed to remain in Florida for another month but eventually the parents wanted us back. So tit and I packed our bags and came back up to South Carolina, especially once the new roommate moved in. We lost our privacy with the new roommate and she wasn't very happy about the squaking birds we have. Tit's mother is vacationing for about a week here in SC, although there's NOTHING for a tourist to do here but eat grits and laugh at us hillbillies, and after that she's gonna take my titanya away from me until mid august. And tonight I'm spending my first night away from her while she stays in a hotel with her mother. That's so stupid.

We both love our parents and all, but they're also some of the last people we want to spend time with in the world. And we're stuck with them alone. I get a small apartment to share with my mother.

Jacking off is so hard to do when you know you're mother is only feet away from the bathroom door.

She's been a bitch lately, and uncharacteristicly blew up at Tanya the other day for nothing. I don't know if I can ever forgive her for that, and I've just been having to grin and bear her company ever since, knowing that it's only temporary. I simply know I'm going to work my ass off trying not to be home all summer.

Her mother's not much better, they both drive us equally insane. My mother's a lot bitchy and a portion insane. Her mother's a lot insane and a portion bitchy.

what the hell happened to this place? Who blew up IM?

by the way, the Wizard of IM conclusion is still coming up, I've just been a bit busy with all this other shit going on. But with all the old people coming back I've got lots of new characters to spice the story up with. MJ, Muscle Girl, Kuso, Dero- you're all getting monkey fucked in the next one.

I have decided to end it at chapt. 5. That way it might be a tad bit longer than normal, but i only have one more project so it'll be easier on me. I'm thinking a Sherlock Holmes spoof will be my next project.

where are our... uh... picture galleries?

the new IM format makes my avatar look fat

people just don't post whore anymore. I need to set a good example

Wow, that sux about you an tit..

And wuwu, I get to be in a story?? I can't wait

Sherlock Holmes is my favourite. Just no *&*&^ing romance, okay? The Master should not do romance.

I'm gonna be gone for a week but if I don't come back after the vacation you will know I killed myself from frustration.

I just got back from taking out my mother and tit's mother on the same trip. It was a NAG FEST! They tag teamed us and nagged and whined and complained and bossed KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!

We're taking them out again tonight to the Melting Pot...

I hate life.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

people just don't post whore anymore. I need to set a good example

Strange, isn't it?

Why keep it real when Oprah is already doing that? Just keep it GAY.

^
that was a good one mudge



Hey crono, dont be scared that your mom is a few feet from the door
I mean
You let that black guy, that dad, and a little girl see your wankie
how much more will it hurt you if your mom does....................

It's truly a type of therapy for me to come and post here.

My mother is constantly complaining. She and tit's mother have this way of not saying what to do, but how to do it. "Turn here. Well, turn your blinker on... and turn here." And that's a whole block before we're at a turn. You CANNOT contradict ANYTHING that she says- ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! FUCKING regardless if SHES WRONG OR NOT YOU CAN SAY NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING if she disagrees or didn't think of it first

You've heard "hindsight is 20/20?" She's focuses on this fact but doesn't realize you can't do anything about the past. She's always saying "Spencer you should have blah blah blah." "Spencer why did you do that and not blah blah blah"

tit's mother is fucking loony. She got drunk tonight so it was worse than ever. She was rambling on and on and on. I'm not even going to list all the shit she did, but it was her normal naggy self ten fold.

Then I call tit who's at the hotel once I'm done driving them to and fro all over the fucking world for her crazy mother after I get home and she's asleep. So then she starts getting pissy cuz she doesn't know what she's saying in her drunken sleep state and saying that I'm grumpy. Sure in all truth I'm the most pissed off and irritated as I've been in years, but I think outwardly I'm handling it pretty damn well.

I think I'm the only sane one left. My vocabulary honestly deteriorates when around her mom. She doesn't speak a whole lot of english so I catch myself thinking and talking in short words and phrases.

I honestly think it's just a sign of my sanity diminishing.

Is your girl Russian? Is her mom hot? Hmmm....

um... my gf is puerto rican, and her mom is certainly not hot.

ok, they'll be here any minute now. I'm pissed out of my mind. My mother is going on about directions and what to do during a bump up and how I can't possibly drive my best without some breakfast I really should eat some cereal dammit I hate this someone shoot me. Wish me luck everybody. See you in a week. I've never been so pissed about a vacation before.