This was in an email sent to me today... hence why I appear "not busy"...
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BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
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A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
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I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER
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COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
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DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
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And last but not least:
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
Send this to your friends
and brighten their day!
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If you send this to 3 of your friends (men or women) you will see a bunch of little Ebbies run across your screen.
you send this to more than 3 friends (men or women) there will be Chatta's chasing those Ebbies!!
(Ya gotta do it-it really does work!! Cute little guys!!)