Thread: capped!

DJ talkin about Howard Stern


"And then the idiot asked me if I have any female fans..."

DJ visited the horny ladies at my fan forum
(his wife smacked him in the head once
for an on screen kiss)
"Then I decided to have a look at the
"nasty pics" thread...next thing I knew
my eyes burst into flames..

and when I screamed
my wife found out
I'd been visiting the forum again
n there I was with my eyes on fire

groping around on the floor for my brain."

"D.J. !, Stop fooling around n get my panties off your head!"

Bugs Bunny in the background: Hey Mr!! Thats my entrence! Get your own.

D: Hey, wuts up doc?

Rock your a real horndog ^lmao

DJ after seeing my photoshop pics

"Look Miss Rockgazer, you go to your room right this second! I'll be right behind you!"

oops wife caught him at the forum



I tried to convince her I never heard of those women...

but oh no, she wasn't buying it...
next thing I knew...

I was pickin my brains up off the floor...

" Rockgazer you did it again? This time I'm really mad. Your butt is gonna be recovering at the smackdown hotel on the corner of oooh n ouch blvds."

Did you ever mistake a puppy for a towel?


Goose with a secret.


My dream job


Too much Bacardi dude.


Too much Bacardi babe.


Just plain wrong.


They found Nemo.


Gotta love this guy.


Gotta love this girl.



And now a little story...

Drastic measures were taken after 9/11 to heighten security...


The motto became "trust no-one"


Heroism had many faces..


Sadly sometimes the stress became too much...


The government tried to stave off the stress...


Some citizens fled the smoke filled city...


Even Batman's lungs were just not strong enough...


Some were too far gone to care..



The government repealed the stress reduction act when strange birth defects began to occur..


The blondes who were left to run the cities rushed to print out their e-mail..

imploring those who had fled to return to the now merely smog filled cities.

Seems the blondes weren't as stupid as they appeared. They'd elected a new sheriff after the old one died of math..


The 1st thing he did was ban on duty donuts.


Then he poured everyone a


and promised a can of

to the next one to forget their role.

Speeding quickly was brought back under control


Citizens slowly began to trust the police again, well some of the police...


local businesses reopened their doors


it seemed even man and beast came to an understanding


Of course some citizens were reluctant to give up their stress relieving substances



but the police found it easy to recognize the signs of too much stress reduction..and issued a stern warning


When asked for comment the newly elected sheriff simply said "I just did what I had to do, there's a lot of sexy mamas depending on me over at Taisja's forum n I wouldn't want to let them down."

Too many squats.
Warning there are some pretty awful things on both these sites you may not want to go there.

Bryant: I know he's mildly retarded, but at least he won't say "No!"

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

DJ after seeing my photoshop pics

"Look Miss Rockgazer, you go to your room right this second! I'll be right behind you!"

Uh oh! *sings* You've been a bad....bad...girl.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

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Bryant: I know he's mildly retarded, but at least he won't say "No!"

can't see the pic... I use image shack hosting n my pics will show up w that everyplace

That's better.

awesome

bring it we got us anotha whore thread

Bush: Fart one more time, old man, and I'm invadin yo' ass.

MyCATPowerlifts, your next.

Brains r sexy


"Aside from those whose lack of education makes them take the solitary road toward
satisfying their own personal ambitions, there are those – even within this new
panorama of a unified march forward – who have a tendency to walk separate from the
masses accompanying them. What is important, however, is that each day men are
acquiring ever more consciousness of the need for their incorporation into society and,
at the same time, of their importance as the motor of that society." Che'

Man: And you air dry your cat like this after the bath.

bad ha ha

Shaq ala Mr. Anouncer: This is one of 3 dolls you can have. The other two are R-Kelly and Michel Jackson. They have neat action phrases like this:

Bryant: Sleeping with young women is magical! (sorry folks, that is what I had in mind.)

You talkin' to me?

ha ha good one

MCP Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

Hung Style Kung-Fu, if the singing don't get ya first.

friggen funny

"And its kung-fu fighting!!! HYA!!"