Thread: Cute Jokes

Joke #1...

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.......

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,
year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to
come
over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want
you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that
this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to
come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really eager to hear what
she had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the
door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and watch the
expression
on your face."

And #2....
FAMILY DISGRACE

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys:"

He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breasts, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.

But most importantly, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

"It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:

"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."

Granny fainted.

hehe