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06-18-2004, 01:02 PM #1The Original Jackass
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Been a bit busy
Hey guys, how the hell are ya?
Well I took off a couple of weeks ago and started things off with my buds batchelor party. Damn was that ever fun. We started off at 10am at the golf course and we dressed him up in this big furry pink panther outfit. What was really great about it was that it would not fit him the proper way, so he had to wear it backwards, this had the effect of having the tail look like a huge pink schlong
We topped that off with a 'dickhead' hat and it was hilarious.
So we did our round of golf, with a few silly prizes awarded and took off to an empty hockey dressing room for the rest of the party. As soon as he got in the door he seen the gift we all chipped in for. A 46" big screen t.v., damn he was choked. Good to see. SO the party got under way, one problem, there was the wedding rehearsal at 6pm and we are already kind of loopy. At first my buddy said he would stay sober until after that......a few beers later "Fuck that, this is my batchelor party, if she wants to hold the rehearsal during that time it's her own fucking fault"......a few more beers later......"I'm wearing this fucking costume to the rehearsal, I'll show her who the man is!"
Oh damn, was that ever funny to see the look on her face when my buddy showed up in this big pink furry outfit with a dick on his head for the wedding rehearsal
I will have pictures and more story to come, but right now I gotta hit the gym 
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06-18-2004, 01:14 PM #2Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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Now rollin' with the Raider
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06-18-2004, 01:15 PM #3EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Hey bud!!!
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06-18-2004, 01:25 PM #4Registered User
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Now that's funny. But then again, I would kill my bf if he showed up to the rehearsal drunk...I wouldn't care about the outfit though. Luckily, I have a humorous family.
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06-21-2004, 11:03 AM #5IDIOT SAVANT
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Keep us posted. I'm interested in seeing if his attitude changes after he gets married.
Originally Posted by irontime
How's things Grasshopper?
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06-21-2004, 01:47 PM #6The Original Jackass
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Hey NT, Dave, Mousie and pops
Sorry I didn't get the pictures in yet, should be in the next couple of days.
As for how's things, things are great. Work at the lumber mill is going awesome. Last weekend the guy who hired me was my supervisor for the first time and I busted ass for him, I was drenched in sweat the whole weekend. Yesturday he asked me if I was on full time yet for the summer. I told him not yet and he said he would do something about that. He also asked if I wanted to stay on full time after the summer, I went with my gut instinct and said that I would love to and he told me to get him my resume.
This morning I got a phone call from the mill telling me to start full time tommorrow morning so that is fricken awesome.
How are you doing buddy?If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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06-21-2004, 03:45 PM #7Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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uh oh is the Grasshopper thing gonna stick. I loved Kung Fu n am ordering this for my son. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Keep us posted. I'm interested in seeing if his attitude changes after he gets married.
How's things Grasshopper?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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06-21-2004, 04:59 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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About the same as you. Finally getting the hang of the new job. Got rid of some dead wood. (I figure you lumberjack types would like that analogy. Originally Posted by irontime
) Hiring a few REALLY good people at a slower pace to keep things on an even keel around here. Yep, life is good. 
Hey RG, IT and I go WAAAAAAY back, to another site even. He may have won the original title of Jackass, but I've always been, and continue to be the original asshole. It's a title I'm looking to pass on to a deserving pupil someday and from what I've learned over the years, IT really fills the bill. He's either Grasshopper or Little Buddy and I'm just Pops. 
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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06-21-2004, 11:03 PM #9Peelosopher
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hey what about me? I'm a mm original also Originally Posted by ALBOB
About the same as you. Finally getting the hang of the new job. Hey RG, IT and I go WAAAAAAY back, to another site even.
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06-21-2004, 11:21 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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I called David Grasshopper in a different thread n thought you were referring to that. oops. Originally Posted by ALBOB
About the same as you. Finally getting the hang of the new job. Got rid of some dead wood. (I figure you lumberjack types would like that analogy. ) Hiring a few REALLY good people at a slower pace to keep things on an even keel around here. Yep, life is good.
Hey RG, IT and I go WAAAAAAY back, to another site even. He may have won the original title of Jackass, but I've always been, and continue to be the original asshole. It's a title I'm looking to pass on to a deserving pupil someday and from what I've learned over the years, IT really fills the bill. He's either Grasshopper or Little Buddy and I'm just Pops.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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06-22-2004, 06:59 AM #11Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
How did you do it? Viagra? Penile implant?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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06-22-2004, 08:22 AM #12IDIOT SAVANT
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Actually, I just re-named him. I call him my little Dale Mabry now. Only problem is, he starts acting up in the men's shower now. Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
How did you do it? Viagra? Penile implant?
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06-22-2004, 09:35 AM #13Moderator MODERATOR
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Very weak Albob, very weak. I would expect more out of you but I totally lost respect long ago...
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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06-22-2004, 02:09 PM #14IDIOT SAVANT
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Weak? Yeah, maybe.................but still directly on target.
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06-22-2004, 02:09 PM #15Moderator MODERATOR
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Yeah, tur aim isn't too bad, you just don't have the range you once had.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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06-23-2004, 11:12 AM #16The Original Jackass
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Alrighty, finally got the pics in.......and the fucking file is too large
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