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- 06-22-2004, 05:06 PM #1Super Hero in Training
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If bodybuilders Ruled The World
Got this off another site, thought it was funnyIf bodybuilders Ruled The World
by Jacob Wilson
Can you imagine a world that was run by bodybuilders? I sometimes find myself daydreaming of such a place.
1. Wealth would be measured in terms of Lean muscle mass.
2. EVERY restaurant would be buffet style!!
3. Everywhere would have gyms, paid for by the state.
4. The boss of the world would probably be half a ton of solid muscle.
5. Big and Tall would be in all the shops. ordinary sized people would have to hunt all over for clothes.
6. There would be a minimum squat for entering Congress or Parliament
7. Cooking shows would feature "Make the PERFECT home made MRP" with Angelo, the 250lb monster
8. Time management courses would teach you to fit work somewhere in around training, eating and sleeping.
9. Richard Simmons would be tied to a York barbell and thrown off the Brooklyn River Bridge.
10. University degrees in bodybuilding concentrating on supplement development, nutritional science and exercise technique.
11. Meal Replacement Powder vending machines for when you forget your food at home.
12. Every store, whether food or electronic would be required to have a certain amount of mirrors. Even the bus stop would be required to have a mirror. This way kids could check out their side chest pose while awaiting their ride to school.
13. Women would flock to us.
14. Everyone would be required to work legs at least once a week.
15. Blood and Guts would be the most desired video on the shelves, replacing Titanic.
16. The Olympia would be on prime time TV instead of being shown once at 3am on ESPN after the exciting Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show of 1979.
17. Some little twerp (Tobey Maguire) would not be playing Spiderman in the upcoming movie. Michael Keaton would not have played Batman. I mean do movie viewers detest muscle so much as to have 145lbers play the parts of muscular characters. If Superman is ever remade, Lee Priest better be playing the part, that's all I have to say.
18. (In addition to 17)Bodybuilders would get more movie parts. And no Franco Columbo staring in the hugely successful Barretta's Island doesn't count.
19. Women would flock to us...I like this one.
20. There would be radio stations that play only workout music.
21. there would be upfront parking spaces for those who had worked legs that day or the day before
22. in addition, stairs would be made illegal.
23. And last and certainly not least It would be legal to burn gyms to the ground for playing NYSNC, Backsteet Boys, etc. Especially during leg workouts!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 06-22-2004, 05:13 PM #2Filthy Animal
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- 06-22-2004, 05:44 PM #3happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I think this is what heaven is like, no?
P-side Inc.
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- 06-23-2004, 11:59 AM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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We need to add at least one addition:
24. All restroom stalls would be equipped with those handicapped grab rails for the day after working legs.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 06-23-2004, 12:12 PM #5Registered User
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How about "If Mousie Ruled the World"?!?!
Eh? Sounds good to me! Now everyone bow down to Mousie!
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- 06-23-2004, 12:20 PM #6Registered User
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Excellent idea. And maybe we could raise the toilets higher so we don't have to bend our legs as much!
Originally Posted by ALBOB We need to add at least one addition:
24. All restroom stalls would be equipped with those handicapped grab rails for the day after working legs.
I would also like a car service to drive me home after leg day. I hate when I'm ready to go and have to sit there b/c my damn legs are shaking too much to drive."If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
- 06-23-2004, 12:24 PM #7Registered User
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Well if we're going to raise the toilets higher, we HAVE to have the handrails. Any higher and my feet won't be able to touch the ground! Originally Posted by nikegurl <8(__)~~~~
- 06-23-2004, 12:47 PM #8IDIOT SAVANT
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OK, here ya' go...................... Originally Posted by mousie Now everyone bow down to Mousie!
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
- 06-23-2004, 12:49 PM #9Registered Abuser
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i like numbers 13 and 19 >=)
- 06-23-2004, 01:06 PM #10Registered User
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No you don't...you want little teenagers to flock to you. hahaha
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- 06-23-2004, 01:29 PM #11Cheerfully Offensive
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Who doesn't? Originally Posted by mousie 
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
- 06-23-2004, 01:50 PM #12Registered User
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Aw, now that's sick. That's just not right.
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- 06-24-2004, 01:30 PM #13Registered User
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Just thinking of all that beautiful feminine muscle walking around,if BBs ruled the world, gives me a chubber............take care........Rich
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- 06-24-2004, 01:30 PM #14Registered Abuser
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Your just jealous Originally Posted by mousie
- 06-25-2004, 02:32 AM #15Registered User
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Seriously CAT...which would you rather have? A woman or a teenage girl? What I said above wasn't intentionally directed at you because of your age...so let it go.
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- 06-25-2004, 07:11 AM #16Super Hero in Training
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Originally Posted by ALBOB OK, here ya' go......................true..but oh so funny! Originally Posted by mousie
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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- 06-25-2004, 08:51 AM #17Registered Abuser
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Originally Posted by mousie 
bullshit
Dont try to dress it up
You added hahaha at the end
the whole post was directed at my age....
- 06-26-2004, 12:45 PM #18on my way to ISSA
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Weapons of Mass Destruction would have to be re-defined!!
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- 06-26-2004, 01:10 PM #19Registered Abuser
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how/why so hanz?
- 06-26-2004, 01:22 PM #20on my way to ISSA
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If there were too many people walking around with arms like Ronnie Coleman......there would be many weapons of MASS destruction....get it....get it
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- 06-26-2004, 01:49 PM #21Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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We would still have fat slobs, they just wouldn't make up the majority of Congress anymore.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
- 06-26-2004, 01:50 PM #22on my way to ISSA
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We could make it illegal to be a fat slob
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- 06-26-2004, 04:50 PM #23Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Consider the effect this would have on 13 and 19. Why would women flock to us if ALL men were built/in shape? Looks would lose value; and at that; BB would lose motivation- slowly leading everyone to be just mediocre(sp). The world is in a very delicate balance; and you cant play with it.. Originally Posted by Hanz29 We could make it illegal to be a fat slob
America as it is now is beautiful.. Every company is misleading the general populous with useless drugs and fitness lies that only lead them to be fatter; and add a few more to the ranks of being fat.. Therefore.. BBs are in much higher demand. Those who accually try, and do- reap much higher rewards than they would if everyone did it.
The system rox, dont touch it.. (Tho it would be nice if BBS ruled the world
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- 06-28-2004, 09:25 AM #24Cheerfully Offensive
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That is highly offensive. Some of my best victi.....I mean friends, are fat slobs. Who would entertain me? Originally Posted by Hanz29 We could make it illegal to be a fat slobThe lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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