I have been had. And you are that guy that has to tote his testicals around in a wheelbarrow right?.
Dear Abby,
I met Laurie at a singles dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her she was too young for me. How right I was. I was 54 and she was 32. Twenty-two years my junior. I really regretted it because we got along so well that evening. She made me feel so comfortable in her presence. Our age difference didn't seem to matter to her as much as it did to me.
I told her I felt people staring at us. I said they are probably wondering if I am your father. She thought I was being silly and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to go out with me.
Laurie and I have been dating now for three months. I really like her and I think she likes me.
Still, everywhere we go, I feel people watching us. Sometimes they just outright stare. It is very annoying and I know it is our age difference that draws these prolonged looks from everyone we meet. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing.
Why do people have to be so rude....?
Sincerely,
Ted
P.S.----- I have attached a picture of Laurie
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.


I have been had. And you are that guy that has to tote his testicals around in a wheelbarrow right?.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
She's lying to you. She looks at least 40 to me.


40? I think at least 50EEE!
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
Now rollin' with the Raider
Nice Av. Austin's favorite son.
Good spoof. But the concept is a valid one. I met a young woman before I got married that was 15 years my junior and looked even younger. Now, in my case I look young for my age too but this young woman looked like she was still in high school - in fact she was but as a 21 year old teacher. We use to go out and just enjoy each others company - nothing sexual but it was beginning to develop. It all came to a stop when I could not deal with disgusted looks from woman older than I who would stare at me when I walked past them in the mall and other public places with her. This is a small community and I could definitely feel a sense of hostility and could imagine that I was getting the reputation as the older guy who was stealing some mother's young girl from her. Frankly, there was a maturity divide between us but there was also a developing chemistry that was intensely appropriate and special. Clearly I was a father image to her and she was like a young puppy always wanting to have fun and to give me attention. I never permitted it to get intimate though although she wanted it to and clearly wanted a permanent relationship. Because I ended up developing a self awareness about the age difference and was always noticing the people around us asking silent comments I had to call it off. In my mind it would only get worse as I aged and resolved that it would not be fair to her down the road and to have to be around an "old man" when she was in her prime.
I have not seen her sense but I still wonder if it could have worked.
OD
"Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..."
Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae.
We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems.
The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth.
His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...
Dude you worry too much. If you're happy with her and she's happy with you, then fuck what others think. I'm sure she had also given a thought or two to how aging would effect your relationship. If she was willing to give it a go, could you do any less? Obviously this is just my simple-minded opinion, but sometimes you should just go with what your heart tells you and let your mind take a little break.![]()
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
Oh man, I was so ready to rant about how much I hate when people stare.(alot)
But that was good.
But I really hate when people stare!!!
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
Originally Posted by Spitfire
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
Hey, you got a staring problem, Buddy...
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
the picture is used by a number of people. Anyone can stick any pic on their profile or as an avi; it doesn't mean that it is her ass or that she possesses these zeppelins.
the main one seems to call herself Heidi. there are numerous website devoted to this heidi woman or whoever it is that calls herself heidi. she is on yahoo under the name "tigerheidi' if anyone is interested in doing a search on yahoo profiles for her.
i hate when people fucking stare
i dont care who they are, family, friends, even chicks...
i remember once
(i work at a grocery store)
All these old men go there early to drink coffee and talk
Well i heard them say "that tall one over there"
and i look at them
and 5 old asses are staring at me
just sitting there with their mouths open
like a bunch of fucking retards on crack or something
I just wanted to go over there and push them all out of their chairs...
Maybe you're their type.![]()
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
sick....funny...but sickOriginally Posted by Rob_NC
Originally Posted by Rob_NC
Mycat good thing you are not a woman honey..
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
Yea cuz then people would be staring at meOriginally Posted by greekblondechic
and saying
"damn, i dunno what the fuck that thing is.....but it sure is hell is scaring my kids"
they'd prob be like check out the ass on that one![]()
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
Originally Posted by greekblondechic
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
i totally agreeOriginally Posted by greekblondechic
Yep, so smoooooooth and cute.![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
now your just being gay
You said my ass is smooooth and cute.....
Originally Posted by ALBOB
.....and such sweet breath.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
LOLOriginally Posted by MaxMirkin
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
As da rock says
You candy ass
Hey CAT do you really believe this statement?
"No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it."
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
yes and no
People and trains are different
I dont believe in Destiny
I think people can change whatever they want to...we have no set path
For some its just harder than others to change rails...
Ahh I see...
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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