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06-24-2004, 12:05 PM #1Cheerfully Offensive
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I bet you were expecting some kind of perverted joke.
I actually need some advice, please. What's the best place (tropical) to go on a good (hopefully) honeymoon to, in the middle of January? I'd like to be able to swim & lie around on the beach during the day. So far I'm leaning towards Hawaii. Anybody have any better suggestions? I'm all ears.
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06-24-2004, 12:13 PM #3Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by dg806
That's what the nights are for. Besides, we've been together for almost 5 years, trust me, no new bounderies will be broached on this trip.
Plus I haven't had a vacation in like forever.
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06-24-2004, 12:13 PM #4pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Hawaii was fantastic. That's where the wife and I went on our honeymoon. We were there for 12 days. 5 days on Maui, 5 on Kauai, 2 on Oahu. I can't wait to go back.
Of course, GETTING THERE from Connecticut kind of sucked ass. Hartford to Atlanta to Los Angeles to Honolulu to Maui, then drive for an hour. 20 hours after we left home we arrived at the hotel. UGH.
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06-24-2004, 12:16 PM #5╔═╬═╝
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Punta Cana Dominican Republic was great. 2 hour flight or so since you're from NYC. Cancun, Mexico was awesome.......Key West, fla was ok but not the place to go if you're into beaches. It's an island but has hardly any beach that you can use.
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Cancun, it's the ultimate paradise and far better than Hawaii.
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we went to san juan, puerto rico on our honeymoon. it was amazing. we will be in cancun, mexico july 3-10 for our 2nd anniversary.
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06-24-2004, 12:28 PM #8Cheerfully Offensive
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I was thinking about Cancun, but it may be too hectic. I'm thinking more of relaxation & enjoying the scenery, rather then parties/clubs. I guess I just think Spring Break when I think Cancun. Am I wrong? Cause if I am, I'd certainly give it serious consideration. It is a lot cheaper then Hawaii.....
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06-24-2004, 12:34 PM #9I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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no at all, and it also depends on where you go/stay. Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
the scenery, ocean, etc., in Hawaii does not compare to Cancun IMO.
We are going back to Cancun July 17-24
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He was speaking in a Puerto Rican Accent DG, can't you see that? The Beach is his wife. Originally Posted by dg806
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06-24-2004, 12:39 PM #11Cheerfully Offensive
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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Any Sandals Resort. They are couples only, so no kids running around, and they treat you like royalty.
Went to Sandals Bahamas, and can't wait to go back some day!
http://www.sandals.com/
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you will be 2 weeks late rob. i will try to save you a little sunshine.
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06-24-2004, 12:43 PM #14Cheerfully Offensive
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Cool. Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
Thanks for Advice. I'll talk it over with my louder half. (Can you believe she wanted to go to Alaska????
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LMAO!! Sounds like something Duncan would say! Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
He was speaking in a Puerto Rican Accent DG, can't you see that? The Beach is his wife.
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That sounds good too. Nothing I hate more then children. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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im with ya there Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
That sounds good too. Nothing I hate more then children.
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I know, I haven't even started drinking yet. Originally Posted by dg806
LMAO!! Sounds like something Duncan would say!
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06-24-2004, 02:32 PM #19The Original Jackass
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Well what the hell is taking you so long? Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I know, I haven't even started drinking yet.
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06-24-2004, 02:49 PM #20Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Ive been wanting to go to alaska for years... still wanting Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Cool.
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I ordered the beer half an hour ago and am at work. It will take me half hour to walk home. Delivery time is typically an hour. Originally Posted by irontime
Well what the hell is taking you so long?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Don't linger in Oahu if you come to Hawaii it's ghetto, go straight to the outer islands, Kauai and Maui, not The Big Island it is like the Moon if you like that then you can go there. Kauai is the best, go there.
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Thanks man! Good to know. I just figured Hawaii's like this one, big paradise. Originally Posted by maniclion
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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06-24-2004, 05:10 PM #24Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Hawaii's a pair a dice alright. You can come here and get lucky and have a great time or you can get unlucky and have a bad time, with weather not cooperating and such.
If you come in January it gets rainy because of the cooler weather blowing in from the North. It's awesome to see the huge waves at North Shore at least once in your life though, it's very surreal.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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I would go to Brazil.
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Yeah, Avoid Key West.. My only advice if any men ever end up stranded.. Dont bend over to pick anything up.. if you drop your wallet- kick it back to the hotel. Originally Posted by Paynne
Let her go- You said you needed a vacation! Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Cool.
Thanks for Advice. I'll talk it over with my louder half. (Can you believe she wanted to go to Alaska???? )
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Oh how I'd love too! Alas, marriage works in mysterious ways. Originally Posted by Chain Link
Let her go- You said you needed a vacation!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
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Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
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Majorca is fun but can be too commercial if you only stay in the resorts. The women often go topless in the pool/beach areas so it might be offensive to your new wife.
When I went I was single and I met 2 seperate British Ladies, both very classy and beautiful, in the first 2 days. One of them being a very athletic social director for the 5 star hotel I was staying at walked up to me at the pool topless as I was reading the morning paper. I sat there totally stunned at her perfect model body as she sat next to me ordered us expressos and invited me to participate in some of the hotel contests (shooting, bochi balls, etc. which I won). OMG - such memories. Rather than returning home at the end of it I ended up going to England with a second lady I met a day later who was 7 years older than I. She remains the most intelligent, beautiful and classy women I have ever met. After an extended 3 month vacation there we almost married but I didn't want to permanently leave the US so I returned home.
Everyone is in a festive mood - so be sure you are happily married if you do go or you could be going home with someone else!
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Acceptable answer Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I ordered the beer half an hour ago and am at work. It will take me half hour to walk home. Delivery time is typically an hour.
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That fucker took 3 hours. Then, I didn't tip his ass. He said, "I appreciate the tip" and I said, "I appreciate you not taking 3 hours." Then, I got my swerve on.
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