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    Busted!!

    Well my wife was out of town last week with the kids, so I had plenty of time to goof around. Saturday night I got hungry and called a buddy of mine that is a police officer with me and he was working. He came by and picked me up and we went to a local steakhouse to eat. It was just getting dark when we left. So with nothing to do, I decided to ride with him for a while to see what we could get into! About 2 miles out of our small town is a Dam and boat landing. The dam is not accessible............there is a gate that is locked about 200 yards from where the boat landing is. We have had some break-ins of vehicles there since it is down in the woods. So we ride down there and start to proceed to the boat landing when we see a car parked at the locked gate. We back up and pull up in front of the car.
    Next thing we see is two naked body jumping up and trying to pull clothes on. We were at their car before they could even get dressed. The guy is still pulling his pants up and the girl is in the passenger seat, sitting on her jeans with no top on. And this girl had HUGE knockers. Must have been 38dd's!! We walk up and ask to see their id's. The girls hands the guy his id(he was from Arizona) and she is sitting there with her arms crossed but it didn't hide her tits very well. She wanted to know if we could turn around while she put her top on. We said no maam..........I'm not turning my back. I don't know if you have a weapon. I'm sorry you are embarresed, but you should not be in public naked. So she proceeds to raise her hands and put her top on. We go to our car and check to make sure there is no warrants on either one of them. We laugh about catching them and you can see both of them laughing and grining. Anyway, we go back and tell them we are not going to charge them with indecent exposure or tresspassing, but there are going to have to leave. She had a hospital sticker on her car. If I ever see her there, I'm going to ask her if she remembers me I couldn't understand why she was with a guy from Arizona and she was more than 30 min from home in the middle of nowhere. She was 28 and he was 21. I just wonder if she was married??






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    I bet your friend drove home with only one hand on the wheel. Hahahahahaha.


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    good story.

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    !!!!!!

    hahaha
    She wanted to know if we could turn around while she put her top on. We said no maam..........I'm not turning my back. I don't know if you have a weapon.
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    okay... when you walked back to your car were you sure they had no weapons at that point? did you back up slowly toward your vehicle? you wanna turn around while I send you that pic I owe you officer?

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    You never turn your back on anyone. Golden rule......unless you want to get shot. It was just an added benefit she was naked. You never know who they are or what they've done. Yes she let us check for weapons, drugs and alcohol.






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    We catch many couples getting it on.






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    Should've confiscated her top for......evidence.
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    Believe me she was embarrased enough!






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    I hope you wear rubber gloves searching a car in those circumstances.

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