Thread: I just ate a Pop-Tart

Lucky SOB!!

What flavor?
toasted? I like them better in the microwave..

Nope, there was no time for toasting. Brown Sugar Cinamon.

I came hope from leg day. Saw them. Ate them.

And I don't feel the slightest bit guilty. They had it coming.

Hell ya....brown sugar cinnamon always has it comin'. no shame in eatin' that stuff on leg day. Your body is killin' for cals after a leg workout.


LOL........a quick look into P-funk's nutritional bag of tricks.

Did you toast them and burn the edges? Dip them in milk too? TEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like the strawberry or cherry ones with the frosting. But they have to be toasted and the edges burnt.

Originally Posted by JLB001

Did you toast them and burn the edges? Dip them in milk too? TEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Poor baby has been dieting for so long she doesn't even know what to do.....

I've never been a pop-tart fan really, but lately there's been commercial's that say they become gooey and chewey if you put them in the freezer- and they advertise chocolate and chocolate chip cookie dough!

damn that sounds good, but like you guys I can't eat 'em

Chocolate chip cookie dough pop tarts?? I am on my way to the store right now!!

i just ate a dried up (b/c I burned it) chicken breast.

Originally Posted by nikegurl

i just ate a dried up (b/c I burned it) chicken breast.

okay, now that is not cool

This I don't understand: Why does Pop Tarts have directions on them? All you have to do is get it out of the bag and warm it up via microwave or toaster.

There is like step by stem instructions on the damn box on how too cook it.

Originally Posted by Shae

This I don't understand: Why does Pop Tarts have directions on them? All you have to do is get it out of the bag and warm it up via microwave or toaster.

There is like step by stem instructions on the damn box on how too cook it.

I did not even know they had directions, I usually just rip and eat!!! I like the ones with frosting. I take them on climbing trips alot!

I like the frosted strawberry ones. Toast'em real hot and then smother it with butter! Mmmmm.....

P...I can't help it if I like the edges of my poptarts burnt and like to dip them in milk. I pull the edges off (have to save those for last) break the inside parts into pieces to fit in glass and dip away!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I got my snackin cake for next Saturday! Bannana Walnut! Gonna have peanut butter cookies too. I work better with a crap load than the other way.

I hate you all

I prefer them nontoasted, the frosted raspberry kind. i have a problem so I don't eat them very often, the box generally lasts about 10 minutes.

Originally Posted by sawheet

I did not even know they had directions, I usually just rip and eat!!!

Its in the back of the box I believe. Directions go somthing like this:

1)Take Pop Tarts pastry out of the wrapper.
2)Put Pop Tarts pastry in the toaster to medium setting.
3) Pull Pop Tarts out of toaster
4)Enjoy

Okay this shit is too damn sad.

Did you go read the box or something?

I had the best tasting poptarts last week, it was ice cream sundae. Tastes even better with chocolate milk. It was my cheat day.

Originally Posted by Shae

1)Take Pop Tarts pastry out of the wrapper.
2)Put Pop Tarts pastry in the toaster to medium setting.
3) Pull Pop Tarts out of toaster
4)Enjoy

they're so specific but it doesn't say anything about turning the toaster on, just putting them in there

Originally Posted by JLB001

Did you go read the box or something?

Hey, I don't have a life.

They have to tell you to enjoy?? to funny!! Thanks Shea!!

These directions were written for people like the one I'm getting ready to tell you about.

I was helping out a friend at the base pharmacy for a week. I very distiguished Colonel came to the counter with a problem. (For those of you who don't know, a Colonel is a pretty high ranking officer and SUPPOSEDLY an educated man.) His problem was that his hemerrhoid suppositories wouldn't disolve. My friend got a puzzled look on his face and asked how that could be. The colonel got a bit flustered and said "I take the pack out of the box, tear of one dose and insert it. The next morning when I use the toilet, there's the suppository, undissolved." My friend lowerd his voice and asked, "You do remove the aluminum wrapper first, don't you?" The Colonel stepped back and said, "What wrapper?"

The guy's already got hemerrhoids and he's shoving sharp aluminum bullets up his ass??? Oh my fucking God!!!

OMG. goof ball. Some peeps are just clueless.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

These directions were written for people like the one I'm getting ready to tell you about.

I was helping out a friend at the base pharmacy for a week. I very distiguished Colonel came to the counter with a problem. (For those of you who don't know, a Colonel is a pretty high ranking officer and SUPPOSEDLY an educated man.) His problem was that his hemerrhoid suppositories wouldn't disolve. My friend got a puzzled look on his face and asked how that could be. The colonel got a bit flustered and said "I take the pack out of the box, tear of one dose and insert it. The next morning when I use the toilet, there's the suppository, undissolved." My friend lowerd his voice and asked, "You do remove the aluminum wrapper first, don't you?" The Colonel stepped back and said, "What wrapper?"

The guy's already got hemerrhoids and he's shoving sharp aluminum bullets up his ass??? Oh my fucking God!!!

Imagine what he'd do with the pop tarts.

S'Mores pop tarts kick ass.

Originally Posted by MaxMirkin

Imagine what he'd do with the pop tarts.

My Grandp put them in the microwave with the wrapper still on. Ruined it..

Originally Posted by PreMier

My Grandp put them in the microwave with the wrapper still on. Ruined it..

such saddness to ruin a poptart