Reply With Quotei am silly when i'm mad n 1 day i said i bet if i dial 1-800-asshole i'll get your house...... dial it n listen.
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07-05-2004, 05:10 AM #1Senior Member
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i watched Kangaroo Jack on the weekend. There is a hot actress on there by the name of Estella Warren. I did a quick search on yahoo for her, typing in 'estella warrrens' rather than just warren.. the first search return was ' estella warrens hot wet pussy' jackpot! so i quick on that one but find out it's just a dumb porno site, having nothing to do with estella warren. seems that the website owner wrote a short porno story, inserting names between phrases to draw people into his site.
here is a sample- prudes and easily offended will want to avert their eyes from the next sentence or two.
"With my eyes closed I imagined it was Sean Connery pounding his cock into my wet estella warrens pussy willing pussy, his hands on my ass..."
oddly enough, it makes the story more interesting. something like watching bob newhart and having a drink whenever someone says HI BOB. you can have a drink whenever you recognize a person's name....
anyone else get strange search results ?
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07-05-2004, 09:32 AM #2Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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07-05-2004, 05:33 PM #3Senior Member
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probably get the same result as 1-800 EAT-SHIT
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07-05-2004, 05:41 PM #4Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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I already posted this before.. But Its still pretty funny
Note: Pic is real
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rg's note is a little off topic ( or perhaps completely) but i like it nonetheless. here is one for you; driving behind a truck, i see that he has a bumper stucker that reads " Don't like my driving?
dial 1-800-FUCK-OFF." try this one for yourself!
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07-06-2004, 08:30 AM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i called em all this morning. mine is nastier. i win. fuck off n eat shit are the same company ha ha .
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07-06-2004, 08:43 AM #7Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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I just called 1800 asshole from work and laughed my ass off. People now thinks im nuts, well more so than they originally thought.
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07-06-2004, 08:49 AM #9Moderator MODERATOR
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Ironic that the post was from david, he was the biggest postwhore of all times a year or so ago. Originally Posted by Chain Link
I already posted this before.. But Its still pretty funny
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