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    my 21st birthday!

    so i just had my 21st birthday, went out at midnight, and nailed all 21 shots i puked after 13 because they were so nasty (3 of the first 9 had tabasco sauce, 3 of the first 8 were super-nasty house drinks), but went ahead and finished and was fine. and better yet, i, the king of hangovers, feel great! heres what i did:

    1. mind eraser
    2. gorilla fart
    3. house gin (the bar uses this as a "penalty shot" should you ever smell your drink, but a friend bought it for me)
    4. three wise men
    5. prairie fire
    6. dead mexican goat
    7. house whiskey
    8. house tequila
    9. smoked turkey
    10. snake bite
    11. oatmeal cookie
    12. jaeger bomb
    13. used condom
    14. read headed slut
    15. captain hooker
    16. tequila w/ lime
    17. kamikaze
    18. ninja turtle
    19. dead nazi
    20. blowjob
    21. waterfall

    btw a waterfall is where everyone gets poured a shot (but they all get water while you get vodka) and you take it together, but rather than them taking it, they throw them on you. i knew it was coming but it was my last shot so i took it like a man

    so happy birthday to me, and you other cool people w/ a july 16th birthday!
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    god what i wouldnt give to be 21 again. live it up while you can.

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    wow....reading that makes me feel old!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY cutie! (by the way - when your b'day is on Friday you get a b'day weekend instead of just a b'day.) Have fun (but please be careful )
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    Happy Birthday People with July B-day's are cool



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    Quote Originally Posted by nikegurl
    (by the way - when your b'day is on Friday you get a b'day weekend instead of just a b'day.)
    Happy B-day

    So when it is on a weekday do you get the whole week

    BTW June B-days are alot better

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    Congrats!!! Enjoy your youth dude. Cause before you know it, you'll be old & creaky just like me.
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    Yeah what 25

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel
    Yeah what 25
    That's older then you might think. It's damn near that age when it might no longer be considered appropriate to "date" in the "teens".
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    Its always appropriate to date in the teens

    Shit if I am 40 and can get an 18 or 19 your old then all the power to me

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    Ahh, but you're talking late teens..........
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    The fact that you can remember the names of all 21 shots or even doing all 21 is nothing short of amazing.
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    we wrote it down
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    Happy Birthday DimebagDarrell - enjoy the rest of your day and I'm assuming it will be a good weekend for you too!!
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    Hey man happy birthday, I would have thrown up after that second one. My b-day is tomorrow I am having a keg a friends house. I will be 22 and plan on having 22 cups of miller light now because of this thread (or at least try) have a good weekend Bro, Live it up.
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    WOW, way to go. Happy Birthday, sounds like it was a good one, until the next day.


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    The real dimebad Darrell wouldn't have puked at 21. He'd still be taking shots as we speak haha. Happy bday, bro.....and GREAT name.....

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    AW MAN! I have to wait 1 more year to drink.

    Oh well, happy birthday dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Hey man happy birthday, I would have thrown up after that second one. My b-day is tomorrow I am having a keg a friends house. I will be 22 and plan on having 22 cups of miller light now because of this thread (or at least try) have a good weekend Bro, Live it up.
    *update*
    My party was great. It took me 2 nightsto hit 22 beers, I ended up drinking 23, one for good luck. I was trashed and can barely remember the whole week-end... It must have been good.
    Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln

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