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07-20-2004, 12:58 PM #1Peelosopher
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So the other day I was joking with a friend...
... about how I was going to hook up with his girlfriend's mother cuz she's hot. Then after a few "milf" comments I came to the comical conclusion that if it were so, I'd become his father in law. So I took this a bit further and joked "I'd be your dad!" Now I'm calling him "son" and asking him to do things for me, until I realize that he's stopped responding- him shutting up? that's very unlike him! Then his brother comes up to me and says "You better quit that 'till we both kick your ass." I didn't get the hint and after just a few more slaps to see if I can get a rise out of him, I remembered a very important factor:
His mother is 51 and actually is dating a 21 year old!
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07-20-2004, 12:59 PM #2Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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07-20-2004, 01:02 PM #3Full Contact Golf Player ELITE MEMBER
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that's a slip up, oh well friends are allowed a few slip ups like that, as long as you don't slip up again, that could land you a broken nose.
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07-20-2004, 01:12 PM #4Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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"Now I'm calling him 'son' and asking him to do things for me"
Thats hillariousProhibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
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07-20-2004, 01:36 PM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
Who cares, how big are her jugs?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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07-20-2004, 01:58 PM #6Peelosopher
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well just yesterday on Dr. Phil he had a 53 yr old woman dating a 25 yr old. That made it on TV, my story barely makes it on a thread
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07-20-2004, 02:05 PM #7Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
My mom is near that age. If she started dating a 21 year old, I'd go nuts! (And then have to take up residence in the same nice hospital where she dug the kid up in the first place.) Plus, I think dad might get upset.
Oh and Dale, before you ask, yes she does have big jugs.......they just usually hang out in the vicinity of her knees. Enjoy!
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07-20-2004, 02:07 PM #8Peelosopher
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07-20-2004, 02:10 PM #9Registered User
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Even women in there 50's need great sex so if they can get guys in there 20's to do it with them, then more power to them.
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07-20-2004, 03:04 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You guy's know that if it were a 51 year old man with a 21 year old girl you'd be throwin' up some virtual high fives.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-20-2004, 03:16 PM #11Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
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07-20-2004, 09:04 PM #12Moderator MODERATOR
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I don't care either way, everyone deserves to get laid.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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07-21-2004, 06:38 AM #13Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Amen^
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
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07-21-2004, 03:17 PM #14Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i dated 3 different guys that had really hot dads. it goes both ways i guess.
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07-21-2004, 08:12 PM #15Registered User
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Off subject a little bit..Have any of you seent hat newer bowflex commercial with the 50 year old who looks about 20?
Kevin
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07-22-2004, 06:03 AM #16Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah she's hot. But massive surgery
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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07-22-2004, 06:05 AM #17Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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And that was off subject alot.
as for the bowflex Ive heard good things about it, though never used it myself.Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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07-22-2004, 07:51 AM #18Cheerfully Offensive
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I still don't believe she's 50.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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