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  1. 07-20-2004, 03:46 PM #1
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    Joke I Heard Today

    Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?









    A: When you turn 13, Michael Jackson thinks you're too old to come on your face.




    *badoom boom*
    yay.
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  3. 07-20-2004, 03:50 PM #2
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    that's not fair, once you get to know the guy he's really not that bad.

    It was big news when he was in a local K-Mart just a few months ago.

    He heard that children's pants were half-off.
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  4. 07-20-2004, 03:57 PM #3
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    If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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  5. 07-20-2004, 06:11 PM #4
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    Thats sick! But oh so funny
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  6. 07-20-2004, 06:13 PM #5
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    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

    -N. Machiavelli
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  7. 07-20-2004, 06:15 PM #6
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    Anyone heard Michael Jacksons new song????




    "Dont let your sun go down on me"
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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  8. 07-20-2004, 06:18 PM #7
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    Did anyone hear about the house MJ bought in Ohio???
    Last edited by Var; 07-20-2004 at 06:43 PM.
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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  9. 07-20-2004, 06:19 PM #8
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    He heard there was a Youngstown there.

    Ok...I'm done.
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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  10. 07-20-2004, 06:22 PM #9
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    Whens it bed tiem at Neverland Ranch?

    (Looking at the clock)When the big hand touches the little hand.
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  11. 07-20-2004, 06:43 PM #10
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    This should be renamed The MJ Joke Thread.
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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  12. 07-20-2004, 09:12 PM #11
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    What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?


    One's white and plastic and the other is a grocery bag.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

    4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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  13. 07-20-2004, 09:44 PM #12
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  16. 07-21-2004, 12:10 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Var


    This should be renamed The MJ Joke Thread.
    MJ23?

    I'm pretty sure there's been lots of those

    alas, those days are gone
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    Cronos ... he was on not too long ago ... for a brief time.
    Now rollin' with the Raider
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