Reply With QuoteUm, this is very gay..........so expect Var & Dale here shortly.
Var/Dale/Max Gettin Down
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07-23-2004, 01:17 PM #1Registered User
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Var/Dale/Max Gettin Down
Ok boys this is a show down. Since you are the funniest mothers around its comedy hour.
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07-23-2004, 01:24 PM #2Cheerfully Offensive
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The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:26 PM #3Pimp Gimp
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street discussing religion when they see a little boy sitting on the sidewalk ahead. The priest says, "Hey, let's go fuck him!" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
yay.
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07-23-2004, 01:27 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-23-2004, 01:27 PM #5Filthy Animal
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Um, this is very gay..........so expect Var & Dale here shortly.
You're the one with a "snake" as an avatar.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:28 PM #6Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by Saturday Fever
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:28 PM #7Filthy Animal
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Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:29 PM #8Cheerfully Offensive
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What are you trying to say, Sigmund? Originally Posted by Var
You're the one with a "snake" as an avatar.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:30 PM #9Filthy Animal
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Tell me about your mother... Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
What are you trying to say, Sigmund?But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:31 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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07-23-2004, 01:32 PM #11Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by Var
Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!
I like butt-ugly whores as much as the next alcoholic, but I still got some standards. 
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:34 PM #12Filthy Animal
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I think its time to lay off Dale for a while. He may be a "butt-ugly whore", but he's a good guy! Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I like butt-ugly whores as much as the next alcoholic, but I still got some standards. But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:38 PM #13Pimp Gimp
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Three guys are stranded on an island when they stumble upon a lamp. One of the guys grabs it and rubs it jokingly when a genie arrived and granted them 3 wishes.
First guy says, "I wish I was home with my wife and kids." Poof, he was off the island and home.
Second guy says, "I wish I was home with my girlfriend and a cold beer." Poof he was off the island and with his girlfriend.
Third guy starts pouting and says, "Man I'm all alone. I wish my friends were back."yay.
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07-23-2004, 01:38 PM #14Registered User
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Yes Dale is a good guy and quite hot too Originally Posted by Var
Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!
But he is still a pussy
Var i dont know if you want to admit to that event. It is posted on www.bearmag.com though for anyone that is interested.
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07-23-2004, 01:40 PM #15Filthy Animal
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Who do u think posted it?!
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:40 PM #16Cheerfully Offensive
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Originally Posted by Var
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:41 PM #17Filthy Animal
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Max, you DO NOT have to project your fantasies on others. We accept you! We like you! You are "OK" just the way you are.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 01:53 PM #18Cheerfully Offensive
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I know, that's why I didn't want to be mentioned in the same thread with you & Dale in the first place. Originally Posted by Var
We like you!
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:55 PM #19Registered User
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So Var is the Giver and Max is the Receiver and Dale is on the sidelines watching hey
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07-23-2004, 01:59 PM #20Cheerfully Offensive
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I am so not the reciever! Originally Posted by J'Bo
So Var is the Giver and Max is the Receiver and Dale is on the sidelines watching hey
If you were any less hot I would reply with many expletives, to this comment!!!!,The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 01:59 PM #21Filthy Animal
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We're happy to entertain you, J'bo! Now its time for our fee. I think 3 nekkid pics of you..one for each of us...should do.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 02:03 PM #22Registered User
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Well Dale already has nudies and Max saw the real deal in person and you Var just need to give me a ticket to Florida and i will send you one
jk of course i need more than that
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Damn, not only is Var absolutely correct, but he even managed to make his begging rhyme! J'Bo, how can you say no to that? Originally Posted by Var
I think 3 nekkid pics of you..one for each of us...should do.The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 02:08 PM #24Cheerfully Offensive
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One would think I'd remember something like that. Originally Posted by J'Bo
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 02:09 PM #25Filthy Animal
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I feel so left out! Originally Posted by J'Bo
Well Dale already has nudies and Max saw the real deal in person and you Var just need to give me a ticket to Florida and i will send you one jk of course i need more than that 
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 02:13 PM #26Cheerfully Offensive
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....must have been drunk or sometin'.......
J'Bo, I might need a pic just to refresh my memory.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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Hey there was a half nudie of me that leeked out on IM about a year or so ago. It was posted for about 30 sec and i had it removed. It was a small window of oppotunity but there wasnt much to see. Believe me when i say i look better in the pics that are already posted here
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07-23-2004, 02:28 PM #28Filthy Animal
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PM it to me and I'll give you my professional opinion.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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07-23-2004, 02:30 PM #29Cheerfully Offensive
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........in liquid form. Originally Posted by Var
PM it to me and I'll give you my professional opinion.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-23-2004, 02:35 PM #30Filthy Animal
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I mean...uh...thats just wrong!
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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