Carjacking Suspect Couldn't Drive Stick Shift

Pepper · 07-26-2004, 08:28 PM

You can't make this shit up...

http://kctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2089424&nav=1PuZPBYJ

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City carjacking suspect was behind bars Monday because he couldn't drive a stick shift.

Police said the man allegedly pointed a gun at two women in the drive-through at the Subway on Linwood and Main.

He allegedly stole their car and took off.

When officers flagged down an officer, he noticed the driver didn't make much progress down the road.

Vincent Shelby, 21, allegedly admitted he couldn't drive a stick, police said.

He was charged with first-degree robbery and armed criminal action.

PreMier · 07-26-2004, 08:31 PM

Jesus, what a dumb ass!

KataMaStEr · 07-26-2004, 08:40 PM

LMAO stupid piece of shit.

**Mudge** · 07-26-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

When officers flagged down an officer, he noticed the driver didn't make much progress down the road.

Nice.

BigKev75 · 07-26-2004, 08:55 PM

That is SAD..

supertech · 07-26-2004, 09:15 PM

what a moron

Sean0621 · 07-26-2004, 09:48 PM

So what are you in for, i attempted to steal a car but I didn't know how to drive.

LAM · 07-26-2004, 10:05 PM

what a loser...

cappo5150 · 07-26-2004, 10:11 PM

Thats freakin funny. Why are criminals so stupid?

MaxMirkin · 07-27-2004, 08:17 AM

I'd laugh, but I don't exactly know how to drive a stick either.

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MaxMirkin Cheerfully Offensive Join Date: May 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 3,696 Photos: 4	I'd laugh, but I don't exactly know how to drive a stick either.
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07-26-2004, 08:40 PM	#3
KataMaStEr -==♠==- Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 1,960 Photos: 6	LMAO stupid piece of shit.

07-26-2004, 08:55 PM	#5
BigKev75 Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 229	That is SAD..

07-26-2004, 09:15 PM	#6
supertech American BadAss Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,968	what a moron

07-26-2004, 10:11 PM	#9
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,318 Photos: 1	Thats freakin funny. Why are criminals so stupid?

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