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    Carjacking Suspect Couldn't Drive Stick Shift

    You can't make this shit up...

    http://kctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2089424&nav=1PuZPBYJ


    KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City carjacking suspect was behind bars Monday because he couldn't drive a stick shift.

    Police said the man allegedly pointed a gun at two women in the drive-through at the Subway on Linwood and Main.

    He allegedly stole their car and took off.

    When officers flagged down an officer, he noticed the driver didn't make much progress down the road.

    Vincent Shelby, 21, allegedly admitted he couldn't drive a stick, police said.

    He was charged with first-degree robbery and armed criminal action.
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    Jesus, what a dumb ass!
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    LMAO stupid piece of shit.

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    When officers flagged down an officer, he noticed the driver didn't make much progress down the road.
    Nice.
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    That is SAD..

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    what a moron

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    So what are you in for, i attempted to steal a car but I didn't know how to drive.
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    what a loser...
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    Thats freakin funny. Why are criminals so stupid?

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    I'd laugh, but I don't exactly know how to drive a stick either.
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