Stupid Bush Quotes

**Stickboy** · 07-31-2004, 05:01 PM

Here's some more quotes. This is cut from another slopes type site. Have fun.

Humorous John Kerry Quotes-Fiction!

Summary of the eRumor

A list of embarrassing quotes from John Kerry or George W. Bush speeches and interviews.

The Truth

These quotes have been attributed to a variety of political candidates but mostly to George W. Bush or John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election.
They are a part of the political email that gets circulated each year by people who attach the name of their least favorite politician to them.

Most of the quotes do have a source...former Vice President Dan Quayle who distinguished himself with some slips of the tongue and odd phrases here and there.

None of them that we know of is from John Kerry or George W. Bush.

A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:

And You Thought Bush was Funny?

John F. Kerry speaks:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - John

F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future." - John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." -
John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls." - John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -
John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children." - John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry

"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry

**Eggs** · 07-31-2004, 07:13 PM

The more famous you are, the more stupid quotes of yours someone publishes.

Pretty soon we'll be publishing what our candidates said when they were 10 years old and taking a shit.

Get over it people. A presidents quotes might seem funny, but they are neither indicative of intelligence or of ones ability to run the country.

On a different note however, there is a much better chance of a Presidents accent depicting what their political stance will be as regarding religion. Not by too much of a % though, so dont shit yourselves

**SportinStyle** · 08-01-2004, 01:55 AM

I know that if a democrat comes into office, tax's will skyrocket, but atleast we will be paying for something worth while (except for hobos who collect welfare and child support by having 9000 kids).

**moon** · 08-01-2004, 05:11 AM

i saw some movie clips where Bush is delivering very funny speech (looks so real though faked). He might not be as bad or stupid as the media portrays him.

**Stickboy** · 08-01-2004, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by SportinStyle

I know that if a democrat comes into office, tax's will skyrocket, but atleast we will be paying for something worth while (except for hobos who collect welfare and child support by having 9000 kids).

Worth while? Like what? More social programs? Or do you mean we'll fund the military appropriately and get some of the soldiers off of welfare?

There are already multiple social programs that essentially do the same thing. How many do we need? Shouldn't ONE suffice?

**i2i** · 09-19-2004, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Rich46yo

Gr81 you are what? 23 yo?

odd. gr81 = great 1, and not 2004 - 1981, don't u think?

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 08:16 PM

what?

**Stickboy** · 09-19-2004, 08:18 PM

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Must be that "new math", eh?

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 08:27 PM

good, its not just me that didnt' understand what the hell he was saying?!

look stick, thats his 1 and only post too..

**BoneCrusher** · 09-19-2004, 09:31 PM

A little check on your Bush stance ...

**BoneCrusher** · 09-19-2004, 09:32 PM

PS ... fuck rich.

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 09:37 PM

Political Humor
The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 09:38 PM

PS ... fuck rich.

cheers to that Bone

**BoneCrusher** · 09-19-2004, 09:39 PM

Hey gr8 ... we had the same Bush score tooo ... imagine that.

**BoneCrusher** · 09-19-2004, 09:40 PM

Here is the Kerry version ...

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 09:45 PM

Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. John Kerry is your man. He may not be perfect in your eyes, but next to the smirking idiot who occupies the White House right now, he looks like Abraham Lincoln.

hey we got the same score on the Kerry version too.. ha ha, great minds think alike... or maybe we're just not brainwashed dellusional suckers living in a fantasy world eh!

**BoneCrusher** · 09-19-2004, 09:50 PM

I never liked Kerry ... I just hate GW Bush. Kerry is a fool to not call out bush on all his failures in office too. He is gonna stick us with Bush for another four more. Then we get Hitlery Clinton for four after that.

**gr81** · 09-19-2004, 10:42 PM

its all about jesse Ventura in 2008 babbyyy!!!

**Pepper** · 09-20-2004, 08:09 AM

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French

Thats about right!

**BoneCrusher** · 09-20-2004, 08:15 AM

What was your Bush score Pepper?

**Pepper** · 09-20-2004, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

What was your Bush score Pepper?

It was 10 out of 10. But I take serious issue with that. Many of the questions did not have the answer I wanted. Seemed to boxed into "he's great" or "he sucks." I don't beleive either of those. I put myselft at about 6.5, maybe 7

**irontime** · 09-20-2004, 05:00 PM

Well I just read through this whole thing and Gr81...you gotta be 24

Take care................IT

sorry, I just get a kick out of how he does that after every thread, even the bashing ones.

Go fuck yourself and take care

**BoneCrusher** · 09-20-2004, 05:03 PM

So there is hope for you after all Pepper ...

**Vieope** · 09-20-2004, 05:10 PM

This thread title is redundant.

**Stickboy** · 09-20-2004, 05:28 PM

Here's what I got on Bush:

Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are an enthusiastic supporter of President Bush, but you haven't drunk the Kool-Aid yet. You disagree with some of the decisions he has made, but on balance, you think he has been a strong president, and he has your vote.

Here's what I got on Kerry:

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

Seems about right.

**gr81** · 09-20-2004, 08:49 PM

sorry, I just get a kick out of how he does that after every thread, even the bashing ones.

Go fuck yourself and take care

me?!

**BoneCrusher** · 09-20-2004, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by gr81

Are chu talking to me mang?!

...

**gr81** · 09-20-2004, 09:03 PM

yea thats what i meant to say maYn...jou fucc'n guy

**irontime** · 09-23-2004, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by gr81

me?!

Well sure, but in a friendly way

I was just using an example of the bashing and take care thingy at the end, it's still funny

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