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Who should be the next bond?

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  • Hugh Jackman

    3 12.50%
  • Jude Law

    2 8.33%
  • Colin Farrell

    2 8.33%
  • Hugh Grant!!! wtf????

    0 0%
  • Some other, random Brit.

    2 8.33%
  • Brosnan! I don't care how much they have to pay him!

    5 20.83%
  • Connery! He's still alive!

    5 20.83%
  • Don't give a shit!

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    Who should be the next bond?

    Now that Brosnan's has pretty much confirmed that he's done:
    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

    Who should be our next womanizing, alcoholic, super-spy?
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    I think that Bond is getting replaced by Matt Damon in the Bourne movies. If he wasnt making them then he would make a good bond.

    As long as someone doesnt say Affleck or Keanu I will be happy. Bond has turned into a sissy PC BS movie. We need a real man like connery back.

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    Actually, I always liked Roger Moore best. He was the funniest Bond.
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    I cant remember the last Bond movie that was worth watching. Roger Moore and Sean Connery were the best.
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    I thought the last 3 were ok.
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    They were ok I guess compared to every other movie out when they were released. They just dont compare to the older films IMO.
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    I guess you're right. I just let the quality of the Bond-girls in the last couple of movies effect my judgment too much.
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    i think that they should have a mrs.bond....mrs. j'bo bond

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    Quote Originally Posted by J'Bo
    i think that they should have a mrs.bond....mrs. j'bo bond
    I don't know if the world's ready for that. (Although I'd certainly pay.......to see it.)

    But you'd definitely make one hell of a Bond Girl.
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    wow tough question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeeper
    I think that Bond is getting replaced by Matt Damon in the Bourne movies. If he wasnt making them then he would make a good bond.
    I was talking to my Uncle yesterday about that.

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    You can't really have an American Bond. It would be just........wrong, like having an American Robin Hood.
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    Kevin Costner played Robin Hood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean0621
    Kevin Costner played Robin Hood.
    Not well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean0621
    Kevin Costner played Robin Hood.
    Am aware
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    I don't know if the world's ready for that. (Although I'd certainly pay.......to see it.)

    But you'd definitely make one hell of a Bond Girl.
    Thanks i think that i might apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J'Bo
    Thanks i think that i might apply.
    Let's think up a good Bond Girl name for you. It's go to have "Pussy" in it somehow............
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
    Let's think up a good Bond Girl name for you. It's go to have "Pussy" in it somehow............
    But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

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    They all do - Octopussy, Pussy Galore, etc.
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    the last Bond movie sucked ass !

    if that's what they are going to make they should just stop making them...doesn't matter who plays Bond
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    You didn't like the Chinese, diamond-faced guy? I thought that was some funny shit. They need to bring Jaws back. Now that was a bad-ass mofo.
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    collin farrel wwhat about cillian murphy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larva
    collin farrel wwhat about cillian murphy
    Too feminine & scrawny.
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    Jaws, was he the big guy in Happy Gilmore, I know Mr Larson was one of the villains, but it's been a long time since i've seen a Bond movie, and the only ones I've seen were with Connory.
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    Yeah, that was him.
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    Yeah that guy was awesome.
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    What about Russell Crowe? I think he'd do a good job.

    J'Bo Bond girl character: Juicy'Bo
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    I voted Pierce. Last bond movie that I liked was the one with the chick that could squeeze so hard during sex it would kill you... what a way to die
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    Pierce was never believable. My 16 year old son would kick the crap outta that bean pole. The new bond would HAVE to be a more current kinda dude anyway so Pierce Breadsticks-For–Arms is out! Collin was believable as Bullseye , as a Bond … ehhhh maybe. I’m thinking we need Triple-H. “My name is BOND … JAMES FUCKING BOND YA LITTLE WEASLE” Then he could just bust a chair over they guy’s head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALBOB
    What about Russell Crowe? I think he'd do a good job.
    Yeah i think he would.

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