Thread: A Recent Event

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> > A newlywed couple had only been married for a few days. The husband,
> > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> > party with his old buddies.
> > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
> > "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
> > "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife
> > said "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator
> > and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
> > countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> > think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
> > have frozen glasses..."
> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
> > by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer
> > mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
> > holding it.
> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
> > bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't
> > be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out
> > 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
> > mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
> > words and all that..."
> > "You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
> >
> > ....LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND
> > EAT YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
> > GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
> >
> > ..........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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