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07-30-2004, 08:05 AM #1Moderator MODERATOR
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Albob Roast...
Since Albob is old, it is his birthday, and he is not here to respond to the barbs, let's roast that relic.
What can I say about Albob that hasn't already been said? Very few people are at an age where carbon dating is ineffective and we are so lucky to have one with us today.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
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07-30-2004, 08:20 AM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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07-30-2004, 08:21 AM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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Happy Birthday Sexy
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Happy birthday Albob
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....... oh sorry, for a second i thought jodi was talking to me lol.
Originally Posted by Jodi
Happy Birthday Sexy
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07-30-2004, 08:52 AM #7Cheerfully Offensive
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Albob is truly living proof that while nature often makes mistakes, she won't always terminate them early. Just kidding, Happy B-day !!!!!!!
(Why is Albob's age off by so many decades on the IM birthday list??? Someone should really keep track of obvious mistakes like that one. )
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-30-2004, 09:26 AM #8Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
(Why is Albob's age off by so many decades on the IM birthday list??? Someone should really keep track of obvious mistakes like that one. )
Because that ahole reduces it by dividing by 7, like dog years, even though he isn't a dog.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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07-30-2004, 09:38 AM #9End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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Happy birthday, Albob!
When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it was about a new recipe to help with weight-loss, you know, the kind of meal you really don't want to eat.
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07-30-2004, 11:21 AM #10Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Happy birthday Buddy!
What time should we show up tonight with the keg??
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Ok, the point of this thread is not to wish Albob well, it is to flame him while he is not around so that he will have stuff to read when he gets back. Anyway, here is Albob with one of his oldest friends. Albob is on the right.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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07-30-2004, 01:35 PM #12Cheerfully Offensive
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He's better looking then I would've thought.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-30-2004, 01:37 PM #13Cheerfully Offensive
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And way more hair then a man his age has any right to.
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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07-30-2004, 01:54 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Man I wondered who threw the petrified brontosaurus tird in the fire now I know it's Albob roasting. Happy Born Day
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-30-2004, 01:57 PM #15finding peace
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Gee Albob, I had no idea whatsoever how much shit you get from us. I guess its because we like ya here.
Let me know if ya want me to cook ya some grub! I make some mean stuffed chillies!
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Holy shit, ALBOB IS sloth! I knew it. Someone told me sloth was a roto rooter.
Happy b-day
P-side Inc.
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Albob, i know we cant have a ritualistic celebration for you like you had in your homeland as a child...
But happy bday anyways!
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Hey Happy B-day
....You were almost lucky enough to share a bday with me.
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07-30-2004, 09:12 PM #19Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Damned...even OLDER????
I`d say Happy Birthday, but I feel you are probably not all that happy about it
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Oups I'm late but I hope you had a great birthday party ALBOB!! Many more to come I'm sure... Happy Birthday!!
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Originally Posted by Jo-Anna
dont count on it...
( that was kinda harsh but....its just alboob)
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08-02-2004, 08:11 AM #22Moderator MODERATOR
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Bump for the relic.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Hell, the old fart won't even recognize his own thread!
btw, I drank all the beer!
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Well, well, well, what have we here? Dale knows he's outmatched mentally so he has to attack me when he knows I won't be arround to defend myself.
To all my well-wishers I say thank-you very much, I had a great birthday. Gold in the morning and the Penn & Teller show at night.
To the rest of you.......................
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-02-2004, 01:55 PM #25Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
So the ole lady got you some bling-bling?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Hey!
Happy belated birthday, oldbob!
It probably only seems like yesterday when you used to say:
When I joined the Army Air Corps.....
Hoping to have a beer w/ ya in October!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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08-02-2004, 03:45 PM #27IDIOT SAVANT
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I wonder if that typo could be classified as a Freudian slip? It was supposed to be "golf". Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
So the ole lady got you some bling-bling?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-02-2004, 03:46 PM #28IDIOT SAVANT
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You're one of the guys who got the Originally Posted by Burner02
But I'll still drink with ya'.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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good!
I'd hate to be left out!
Golf? In the desert? Is'nt that just one big, sand trap?
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
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08-02-2004, 04:32 PM #30IDIOT SAVANT
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It is if you don't hit the fairway. Originally Posted by Burner02
good!
I'd hate to be left out!
Golf? In the desert? Is'nt that just one big, sand trap?
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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