Thread: Tanto- For a Reason

Lone Ranger wakes his
faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn's in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Methodologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sahbee?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb
ass, it means someone has stolen our tent."