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08-06-2004, 08:07 AM #1Cheerfully Offensive
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For my Trigger-Happy friends.
Man Shoots Himself in Rear End
BRISTOW, Okla. - Drew Patterson wanted to protect himself after hearing reports of an fugitive in this northeastern Oklahoma community.
He didn't think he would nursing a sore rear end.
Patterson's .22-caliber pistol, hooked into the waist band of his denim shorts with the hammer pulled back, apparently fired, hitting Patterson in the left buttock Wednesday afternoon.
Patterson, 27, said he suffered "one of my most embarrassing moments" when his gun fired.
"At first, I didn't feel anything at all," said Patterson, who talked readily about the incident Thursday at his parents' Bristow home.
"Then about 30 seconds later, I felt that burning, stinging," he said.
He felt something warm trickling down his left leg and found an exit wound.
Patterson said he walked into his parents' home and said, "Mom, I did something bad."
Law enforcement officers searching for escaped inmate Raymond Lee Smith, 26, who ran from a Bristow courtroom Wednesday, stopped their hunt when Patterson's gunshot wound was reported.
Smith fled a courtroom in handcuffs and an orange jump suit and was still at large Thursday. He was facing charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on a police officer.
Residents in the Bristow area armed themselves last year when a suspected murderer, Scott Eizember, roamed the rural area as authorities searched for him for 37 days.
"I had good intentions, but I screwed the whole thing up," Patterson said.
Patterson said he was told to keep walking to avoid complications as the wound healed.
"It hurts fiercely now," he said while walking slowly and gingerly.The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.
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08-06-2004, 09:31 AM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-06-2004, 09:37 AM #3Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Yeah and his famous last words were "hey ya'll watch this"!
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08-06-2004, 10:17 AM #4IDIOT SAVANT
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Originally Posted by dg806
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-06-2004, 04:59 PM #5Cyber Athlete ELITE MEMBER
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lol, There was a similar story in FL(I believe it was Florida..), butt worse. A man stuck a sawed off shotgun in the FRONT of his pants; and managed to shoot himself in the leg(and, obviously) the trouser trout.
To add insult to injury; hes facing charges of possesing an illegally altered firearm. I think charges for that can range to 10 years and 100k dollars.. I think hes already suffered enough tho
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08-06-2004, 05:03 PM #6Filthy Animal
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There's always some jack-ass making the rest of us gun owners look bad.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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08-06-2004, 05:14 PM #7IDIOT SAVANT
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Yeah that sucks, because you sure don't need any help looking bad. Originally Posted by Var
There's always some jack-ass making the rest of us gun owners look bad.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-06-2004, 05:17 PM #8Filthy Animal
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Dont be jealous, Albald. They're doing amazing things with hair pieces these days. You could look good, too! Originally Posted by ALBOB
Yeah that sucks, because you sure don't need any help looking bad.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
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08-06-2004, 05:40 PM #9IDIOT SAVANT
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I already do. The difference is that I don't NEED hair to look good. Originally Posted by Var
Dont be jealous, Albald. They're doing amazing things with hair pieces these days. You could look good, too!
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-06-2004, 05:42 PM #10Filthy Animal
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We're not talking back hair, man!!!
You're so dense sometimes.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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08-06-2004, 05:50 PM #11IDIOT SAVANT
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Oh. You need to tell me these things BEFORE we open our discussions. Originally Posted by Var
I still look good.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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08-06-2004, 06:04 PM #12Filthy Animal
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I hear most chicks your age love bald heads and hairy backs. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Oh. You need to tell me these things BEFORE we open our discussions.
I still look good.
But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.
-N. Machiavelli
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08-06-2004, 07:34 PM #13Pure Energy
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It's called an over-abundance of male hormones. That's why chicks love getting their ass slammed by us! We get primal on the oval office,... no mercy!I hear most chicks your age love bald heads and hairy backs.
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