Thread: Holy shiznit

Not as exciting as yours

Poor Dale, drink lots of water now, but next time do it before bed, and hopefully that girl has a cute face and no diseases...

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So I decide last night that it is a good idea to get drunk, even though I had a meeting with the boss today to set my goals. So the last thing I remember, my friends leave and i finish my beer while they are gone. So, the next thing I know, I wake up in some chicks bed wondering where the fuck i am. I tried to get a good look at her before I left to decide if I should give her my number, but she was face down. She has a nice body, so I stuck a post-it note witrh my number on it to her back and went on my way. I get a taxi home, take a 45 minute power nap, and I am now at work shitfaced and want to go home. It has taken me about 25 minutes to write this because i miss-type 1 out of every 2 words. I have tried with all of my effort to capitalize the i's, but to no avail.

So how was your Thursday?

alot better then I thought after reading that

Originally Posted by greekblondechic

Poor Dale, drink lots of water now, but next time do it before bed, and hopefully that girl has a cute face and no diseases...

Holy shit! I got drunk last night, too. Felt good last night, but not this morning.
Had a slight hangover.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So I decide last night that it is a good idea to get drunk, even though I had a meeting with the boss today to set my goals. So the last thing I remember, my friends leave and i finish my beer while they are gone. So, the next thing I know, I wake up in some chicks bed wondering where the fuck i am. I tried to get a good look at her before I left to decide if I should give her my number, but she was face down. She has a nice body, so I stuck a post-it note witrh my number on it to her back and went on my way. I get a taxi home, take a 45 minute power nap, and I am now at work shitfaced and want to go home. It has taken me about 25 minutes to write this because i miss-type 1 out of every 2 words. I have tried with all of my effort to capitalize the i's, but to no avail.

So how was your Thursday?

hilarious..should have put the post-it on her forehead though

Originally Posted by oaktownboy

hilarious..should have put the post-it on her forehead though

She was face down. I should have just wrote my number on her back. My head is pounding right now, I will be leaving shortly.

Dale, Dale, it wasn't a post it note that you were suppose to stick to her!

My boxers were sticking to me this morning.

jus playin.

Damn dude, I have only gotten that drunk once in my life that I can recall.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So I decide last night that it is a good idea to get drunk, even though I had a meeting with the boss today to set my goals. So the last thing I remember, my friends leave and i finish my beer while they are gone. So, the next thing I know, I wake up in some chicks bed wondering where the fuck i am. I tried to get a good look at her before I left to decide if I should give her my number, but she was face down. She has a nice body, so I stuck a post-it note witrh my number on it to her back and went on my way. I get a taxi home, take a 45 minute power nap, and I am now at work shitfaced and want to go home. It has taken me about 25 minutes to write this because i miss-type 1 out of every 2 words. I have tried with all of my effort to capitalize the i's, but to no avail.

So how was your Thursday?

Originally Posted by trHawT

Holy shit! I got drunk last night, too. Felt good last night, but not this morning.

Hmmm... Find any post it notes

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Hmmm... Find any post it notes

Oh God, can you imagine the offspring of Dale and Mudge?

Lol

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Hmmm... Find any post it notes

Thats my home boy. And whoever said people from Milton only sleep with their relatives? Hey wait, was she you...nah never mind bud. When you coming back here again man?

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

So I decide last night that it is a good idea to get drunk, even though I had a meeting with the boss today to set my goals. So the last thing I remember, my friends leave and i finish my beer while they are gone. So, the next thing I know, I wake up in some chicks bed wondering where the fuck i am. I tried to get a good look at her before I left to decide if I should give her my number, but she was face down. She has a nice body, so I stuck a post-it note witrh my number on it to her back and went on my way. I get a taxi home, take a 45 minute power nap, and I am now at work shitfaced and want to go home. It has taken me about 25 minutes to write this because i miss-type 1 out of every 2 words. I have tried with all of my effort to capitalize the i's, but to no avail.

So how was your Thursday?

You're my new hero!!! NO...I'm not kidding.

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Hmmm... Find any post it notes

Butter Face!

That SUCKS. To think; You could have been a complete stud and slept with this babe(in theory) and now you dont even remember it! (Nelson laugh) Hope she calls back and says you got laid. Well.. maybe not; That post it note was like leaving your insurance card on a car you *might* have hit in the parking lot.. She could call ya back to find out how you want to handle custody in a few months

Seriously tho, whats the point of sex if you dont remember it? Too risky for no reward

She has a nice body, so I stuck a post-it note witrh my number on it to her back and went on my way. I get a taxi home, take a 45 minute power nap

Well, if she doesn't call you then obviously your not worth shit in the sack ...(drunk anyway)..! just kidding, dude,... maybe she doesn't remember either and will call you anyway just so she can try it again - a bit more sober! Anyway, I would have skipped the power nap and porked her again. If she's too far gone to respond, just spit on it and shove it in!

HANGOVER REMEDY: Take 3 tbl spoons of raw honey followed by 2 aspirin and a glass of gatorade and much water afterwards. You'll feel better in no time!

That could be called rape Vital..

Hope you're kidding, Vital.

Originally Posted by PreMier

That could be called rape Vital..

Hmmmmmm, so what's the statute of limitations?

OOPS,... sorry! I was assuming they had already done it ... or tried. After re-reading his post, he simply states he just woke up in the same bed with her. Guess my gutter-mind was making assumptions. My apologies!

btw... the hangover remedy really works!

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Hmmmmmm, so what's the statute of limitations?

Dont worry, man! They probably didnt even have laws against it 50 years ago.

I'd have at least rolled it over to check for an adams apple, you know they do amazing things in surgery rooms these day's.

HANGOVER REMEDY: Beer over Cheerios.

Originally Posted by Var

Dont worry, man! They probably didnt even have laws against it 50 years ago.

Wasn't it required back then, I mean club to the head, pull her by the hair to the cave and hurry before she awoke and ran away.

Originally Posted by Vital Signs

OOPS,... sorry! I was assuming they had already done it ... or tried. After re-reading his post, he simply states he just woke up in the same bed with her. Guess my gutter-mind was making assumptions. My apologies!

btw... the hangover remedy really works!

Even if they HAD done it, and he did what you suggested, she could charge for rape.

Wasn't it required back then, I mean club to the head, pull her by the hair to the cave and hurry before she awoke and ran away.

So when was fore-play conceived..?