PreMier

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you .

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best f riend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
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P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

Good stuff. Really fucked up the thread title though.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

STFU Var. I was trying something

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

I'm bored tonight. Need to find my entertainment somewhere.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

Do what you normally do, by clicking the link in my sig

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

Almost had me that time!!!!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

Shit. You know of the IM link that resizes avitars?

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

Yeah....need it?

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

Yes plz

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

Haha, thats the one I used to use. Fuckin comp here at work crashed, so I lost all info. Either that or they decided to take it and see how much porn I was lookin at haha

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

The way I find resizers for people is click search/advanced search, and enter PreMier for user and "Resizer" for keyword.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

oaktownboy

lol

Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

Vital Signs

If your comp is networked to a server and you access the internet through the server, then they don't need to take your comp from you to investigate. The server logs will show everywhere you've been on the net. Keeping the cookies and internet temp files clean on your comp is totally useless!

Luckily, I'm the IT dude at the company where I work and keep my tracks clean,... but I know what everybody else does, even my boss!

PreMier

Yea, I know. It was a joke. I work in the network operations center for my company. I cover my tracks as well

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

I work in tech support and just dont give a shit if I get caught.

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

Vital Signs

Thought you might be joking, but posted anyway just in case..!


They're probably too fucking scared of you!

Var

Why would they be scared of me?

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

Vital Signs

If you look anything like your Avatar, I'd crawl up my own asshole and hide!

Var

I wish I looked like that!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

PreMier

I thought you did... all pale/pasty and furry... Just a LOT smaller

P-side Inc.

"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

Var

How did I know you'd chime in on this one?!

But when you disarm them, you at once offend them by showing that you distrust them, either for cowardice or for want of loyalty, and either of these opinions breeds hatred against you.

-N. Machiavelli

myCATpowerlifts

i like the last one best