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    I just want to announce somehting

    you guys dont hafta like think and try so hard to make your posts funny to keep up with me. Post more threads and post posts faster. Im like waiting forever overe here for replys to my gold.

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    bloody east coast wankers

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    plz comment on my new "location"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    plz comment on my new "location"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    plz comment on my new "location"

    dancing drunkenly in the aisles of a minor league hocky game in a hot pink body glove t-shirt cutoff jean shorts, aviators and a fu man chew...spilling beer on families around me doing air guitar to def leapord
    The average white trash sports fan
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Asspacker, who's the wierd guy in avi?
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    yeah queero ive been wondering the same thing.
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    It looks like Brad Pitt's gay(er) cousin.
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    A cross between Brad Pitt and Monica from 'friends' real life b/f after a crack binge on who 'wants to be a millionair'
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    plz comment on my new "location"
    Might want to check your spelling
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    Have you ever let a guy pack your fudge and then sucked him off with your doodie on his pecker? I hear that is all the rage in the gay community. I believe they call it a fudge-icle.
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    Or plain old A2M.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
    Have you ever let a guy pack your fudge and then sucked him off with your doodie on his pecker? I hear that is all the rage in the gay community. I believe they call it a fudge-icle.
    That is sooo not right.

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    I dont know which is worse, Mudge Knowing what A2M is, or me figuring it out... Either way, Thats just gross, And the fact that they have a name for it... Wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    plz comment on my new "location"
    its fuckin a but how the hell do u misspell def leopard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    Asspacker, who's the wierd guy in avi?
    I'm waiting for Ass's answer, too!

    Remember, all of sudden he's not gay anymore. Maybe he'll change his name to something different now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    you guys dont hafta like think and try so hard to make your posts funny to keep up with me. Post more threads and post posts faster. Im like waiting forever overe here for replys to my gold.
    Hmmnn.. and in the next line you say "Bloody East Coast wankers" .... and here you say, Post Faster..... are you "crashman" in disguise! Awww.. Crash 's is going to kill me for saying that!

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    Asspuncture is losing it. Just not funny or shocking anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire
    I dont know which is worse, Mudge Knowing what A2M is, or me figuring it out... Either way, Thats just gross, And the fact that they have a name for it... Wow
    A2M?
    ass to mouth??

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    Finally, someone we can all hate. Yaknow guys like him actually fill an important void...............take care..............Rich
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    you guys dont hafta like think and try so hard to make your posts funny to keep up with me. Post more threads and post posts faster. Im like waiting forever overe here for replys to my gold.

    'Pets Asspuncture on the head' Now, rub my back. lol
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    I dont know what the hell this guy said^

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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    A2M?
    ass to mouth??
    Congratulations you as sick minded as the rest of us
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    Quote Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE
    you guys dont hafta like think and try so hard to make your posts funny to keep up with me. Post more threads and post posts faster. Im like waiting forever overe here for replys to my gold.
    Thanks for the advice Mr. Staminacockpickleballz , don't you have something to keep that polesmoker of yours shut???
    Last edited by djrx06; 08-11-2004 at 09:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djrx06
    Thanks for the advice Mr. Staminacockpickleballz , don't you have something to keep that polesmoker of yours shut???
    who is that chick in ur sig>? she is smokin

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    She also has a fivehead
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