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Recent Florida "Xbox" Murders Prompt Calls for a Ban
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08-10-2004, 11:46 PM
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Cyber Athlete
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Recent Florida "Xbox" Murders Prompt Calls for a Ban
BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com Recent Florida "Xbox" Murders Prompt Calls for a Ban on Aluminum "Assault Bats"
The recent murders in Florida over an XBOX video game system proves that Aluminum Baseball Bats should be banned. Given the power of these bats compared to wooden bats the killers were able to make even victim identification with dental records impossible. 1. Aluminum bats are clearly assault bats with only one purpose: to kill people using as few swings as possible. These bats are so powerful that they are banned even by Major League Baseball which provides incontrivertible evidence that they have no legitimate sporting purpose. 2. Aluminum Assault Bats are so lightweight that killers favor them for their rapid swinging capacity. They can club victims continually while taking fewer pauses for rest (energy reloading). 3. Aluminum Assault Bats come with a rubber 'club' grip which despite claims to the contrary is not purely cosmetic and must in some way contribute to the power or swinging capacity of the bat. We believe that while a Ban on Aluminum Assault Bats might not have prevented this terrible tragedy we would like to exploit this opportunity to call attention to the need to ban assault bats. We would also like to assure bat owners and baseball enthusiasts that we respect and defend their right to own bats for safe and responsible play. Only extremists would consider safe storage laws intended to keep bats away from children a threat to bat ownership and baseball. Ok, so its fake  Just a little bit of,"assault weapons" humor I found in another forum. 1 month left until these,"cop killing machines" are back on the streets.. cant wait, going t buy me an evil AR-15 for my birthday(sept 22) if prices arent all over the place by then   Stupid ban  |
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08-10-2004, 11:48 PM
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jesus, next thing theyll be taking away my double dong jackhammer dildonic technology
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08-11-2004, 12:07 AM
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ok, so singles are banned too. Butt, what do you use the other end of it for  (Damn, this thread got sidetracked fast  ) |
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08-11-2004, 12:08 AM
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sorry i meant like, a fork thing so i can take it up the ass twice quick 2 times
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08-11-2004, 11:13 AM
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finding peace
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 Are we talkin about sex and dildos or friggin aluminum bats? I am confused right now. |
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08-11-2004, 06:23 PM
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Er, the first post was about this http://www.theregister.com/2004/08/1...aying_firings/ |
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08-11-2004, 06:27 PM
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[quote= Then AP showed up and gayed up the place QUOTE] Funny shit...
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08-11-2004, 07:33 PM
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Peelosopher
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may we not forget this thread http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ighlight=stole (scary weekend: Neighbors got robbed!) considering that I live in Florida... yikes
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